I usually like to write about more serious topics, but with school quickly approaching, you’re probably stressing over what you will listening to on the long drive back to campus. Well, I’ve got you covered. Four straight hours of listening pleasure. You’re welcome.

Now, let it be known that this is not a playlist suitable for a drive with the ‘rents. This playlist is for jamming with friends on full blast. This playlist is comprised of songs that you somehow know every word to even though you’ve only heard it like twice. This playlist goes from old school rap to Disney Channel masterpieces to throwback classics and everywhere in between. Because you’re cultured. And everyone needs to know.

Without further ado, the ultimate road trip playlist (as appeared on shuffle):

1. Yeah! // Usher feat. Lil Jon & Ludacris
2. Party in the USA // Miley Cyrus
3. Semi-Charmed Life // Third Eye Blind
4. 7 Things // Miley Cyrus
5. Promiscuous // Nelly Furtado feat. Timbaland
6. Gold Digger // Kanye West feat. Jamie Foxx
7. We R Who We R // Ke$ha
8. Confident // Demi Lovato
9. Hot N Cold // Katy Perry
10. Without Me // Eminem
11. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air // Will Smith
12. Girlfriend // Avril Lavigne
13. Tik Tok // Ke$ha
14. 23 // Mike WiLL Made-It feat. Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa, & Juicy J
15. Wobble // V.I.C.
16. Sk8er Boi // Avril Lavigne
17. Hollaback Girl // Gwen Stefani
18. All I Do Is Win // DJ Khaled
19. California Gurls // Katy Perry feat. Snoop Dogg
20. This Is How We Do // Katy Perry feat. Riff Raff
21. Really Don’t Care // Demi Lovato feat. Cher Lloyd
22. My Humps // The Black Eyed Peas
23. Love Shack // The B-52’s
24. Booty Wurk // T-Pain feat. Joey Galaxy
25. Don’t Cha // The Pussycat Dolls feat. Busta Rhymes
26. Starships // Nicki Minaj
27. Anaconda // Nicki Minaj
28. One, Two Step // Ciara feat. Missy Elliott
29. Up Down // T-Pain feat. B.o.B.
30. Low // Flo RIda feat. T-Pain
31. Ignition // R. Kelly
32. A Thousand Miles // Vanessa Carlton
33. Stacy’s Mom // Fountains of Wayne
34. Rich Girl // Gwen Stefani feat. Eve
35. Bootylicious // Destiny’s Child
36. Super Bass // Nicki Minaj
37. Right Round // Flo Rida
38. Crank That // Soulja Boy
39. Ridin’ Solo // Jason Derulo
40. When I Grow Up // The Pussycat Dolls
41. Ride Wit Me // Nelly feat. City Spud
42. Buttons // The Pussycat Dolls
43. Whip My Hair // Willow
44. Lip Gloss // Lil Mama
45. Shots // LMFAO feat. Lil Jon
46. SexyBack // Justin Timberlake feat. Timbaland
47. Mr. Brightside // The Killers
48. Burnin’ Up // Jonas Brothers
49. Baby Got Back // Sir Mix-A-Lot
50. Milkshake // Kelis
51. All Star // Smash Mouth
52. Hey Ya! // Outkast
53. Walk It Out // Unk
54. Tipsy // J-Kwon
55. 1985 // Bowling For Soup
56. Crazy in Love // Beyonce feat. Jay Z
57. Fergalicious // Fergie feat. will.i.am
58. Partition // Beyonce
59. Paper Planes // M.I.A.
60. Pocketful of Sunshine // Natasha Bedingfield
61. Since U Been Gone // Kelly Clarkson
62. Drunk in Love // Beyonce feat. Jay Z
63. Drop It Like It’s Hot // Snoop Dogg feat. Pharrell Williams
64. Wannabe // Spice Girls
65. Year 3000 // Jonas Brothers

Don’t be embarrassed, I know you knew every lyric. Be proud, young one. Conquer the world with a new confidence. Conquer the world with a killer playlist.