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61 Thoughts You Have Making It To Your Morning Class In NYC

It's not pretty.

McKenna Poe

Apr 05, 2016

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61 Thoughts You Have Making It To Your Morning Class In NYC

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1. I can snooze again it's fine

2. Ugh, there's no way that was 15 minutes

3. I guess I'll get up and pee

4. *gotta be sneaky sneaky silent don't wake my sane roommates who don't have a 9AM*

5. Maybe I'll be healthy and drink a glass of water

6. OOh i have more apple juice

7. Okay okay let's get dressed

8. What's the weather like? Do i really want to check?

9. Leggings are fine

10. Tennis shoes are fine

11. Okay, now to deal with my hair

12. I'll turn on my flat iron *click*

13. *bed head*

14. Ponytail is fine

15. Now for makeup, wait, what time is it?

16. It's 8:00 already?!?

17. Okay, i guess i'm gonna look like a 12 year old tomato for the rest of the day

18. okay okay okay pack that backpack

19. Do I have time to eat?

20. WHAT TIME IS IT?

21. IT'S 8:20 I HAVE TO RUN NOW!

22. *ninja banana grab*

23. These elevators are satan's elevators

24. These elevators smell weird

25. Okay okay okay I'm on my way

26. Oh my god no why is it raining

27. Do I have time to go get an umbrella?

28. No no no, got to go

29. Ugh i do not like being damp in the morning

30. Time to get on the subway

31. Great, everyone just watched me run straight into that turnstile and almost do a summersault...

32. What do you mean I swiped too fast?

33. Okay okay down the escalator

34. WHY ARE BOTH ESCALATORS GOING DOWN

35. Stairs...

36. Why are these people moving so slowly?

37. Why are stairs such a hard concept?

38. It smells like pee here

39. Oh here comes the train, yes omg great timing

40. WHY IS THAT AN "M" AND NOT AN "E"

41. Oh, okay, here's the "E"

42. Ugh, sir please don't touch me

43. No, no thank you sir

44. Why is that man sleeping over 5 seats?

45. Why is that woman eating on the train? Does she know someone probably pooped right where she's standing?

46. I wonder just how many times people have pooped in here...directly where I'm standing...

47. Great, my stop

48. MOVE PLEASE DEAR GOD PLEASE MOVE

49. WHY IS THE CONCEPT OF WALKING SO LOST ON YOU PEOPLE?!

50. PLEASE JUST MOVE

51. Okay just through this passage and then to the street

52. Oh my god that pee smell no thank you

53. No thanks I don't need a newspaper

54. Or a bus tour

55. Or a ticket to a comedy show

56. PLEASE JUST LET ME WALK

57. Why do I go to school here??

58. Oh, that's why

59. Finally, my street

60. Finally my class

61. Ugh, thank god I made it on time for once

62. Wait, did I turn my straightener off?

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