As years pass, apps have to update. Bugs need to be fixed, new things come along that have to get added, I get it. I really do understand. HOWEVER, we need to talk about this new Snapchat update. It sucks. There is literally no nice way to put it. The stories show up on the same page as your personal feed, the celebrities are mixed into the discover page... it's a mess. Here are just a couple things that have been proven* to be better than the new Snap update.
1. Tide Pods
2. If the Pats won the Super Bowl
3. Someone grinding their teeth
4. Nails on a chalkboard
5. Eating kale for every meal
6. Someone putting an empty carton of milk back into the fridge
7. Chip readers
8. Loud chewers
9. Friday by Rebecca Black
10. People driving close behind you
11. Acne at 20 years old
12. Waking up for an 8 a.m
13. Slow wifi
14. People who don't cover their mouths when they cough
15. Unpaid internships
16. Traffic
17. Waking up at 7 a.m on a Saturday for work
18. Stepping on legos
19. Hangovers
20. When your drunk roommate wakes you up in the middle of the night
21. Stepping in dog poop
22. Having your boss ask you to stay overtime
23. Stubbing your toe on a table
24. Slipping on ice in front of a crowd of people
25. Reading your textbooks
26. Writing a 10 page paper
27. Having the flu
28. Finding out your crush likes someone else
29. The Chum Bucket
30. Getting your hair stuck in the chair desks at school
31. Mosquito bites
32. People who ride their bikes in the street like a car
33. Cleaning the bathroom
34. Waiting for your windshield to defrost
35. Running out of wine
36. Burning your toast
37. Running
38. Trying to wait for your pizza roles to cool down, getting too excited, and burning your tongue
39. People who talk too loudly on their phones
40. Having to leave your warm bed to go to the bathroom
41. Delays at the airport
42. Getting a parking ticket
43. A bad hair day
44. Low rise jeans
45. Slow traffic lights
46. Sunburn
47. Kardashian drama
48. Oreo thins
49. When you wake up and realize your phone didn't charge
50. When your sock slides off in your shoe
51. Forgetting your towel for your shower
52. Telling a story and realizing no one is listening
53. Waiting for a text back from the boy you like
54. Accidentally liking someones picture from two years ago on Instagram
55. When someone comes into your room to talk to you, leaves, and then doesn't shut your door behind them
56. People leaving their shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot
57. When you hold the door open for someone and they don't say 'thank you'
58. When your roommate leaves hair in the drain
59. Listening to someone bite their nails
60. Autocorrect acting up when you're in the middle of a ducking fight
*None of these have actually been proven, but I mean, don't you agree?
