As years pass, apps have to update. Bugs need to be fixed, new things come along that have to get added, I get it. I really do understand. HOWEVER, we need to talk about this new Snapchat update. It sucks. There is literally no nice way to put it. The stories show up on the same page as your personal feed, the celebrities are mixed into the discover page... it's a mess. Here are just a couple things that have been proven* to be better than the new Snap update.

1. Tide Pods

2. If the Pats won the Super Bowl

3. Someone grinding their teeth

4. Nails on a chalkboard

5. Eating kale for every meal

6. Someone putting an empty carton of milk back into the fridge

7. Chip readers

8. Loud chewers

9. Friday by Rebecca Black

10. People driving close behind you

11. Acne at 20 years old

12. Waking up for an 8 a.m

13. Slow wifi

14. People who don't cover their mouths when they cough

15. Unpaid internships

16. Traffic

17. Waking up at 7 a.m on a Saturday for work

18. Stepping on legos

19. Hangovers

20. When your drunk roommate wakes you up in the middle of the night

21. Stepping in dog poop

22. Having your boss ask you to stay overtime

23. Stubbing your toe on a table

24. Slipping on ice in front of a crowd of people

25. Reading your textbooks

26. Writing a 10 page paper

27. Having the flu

28. Finding out your crush likes someone else

29. The Chum Bucket

30. Getting your hair stuck in the chair desks at school

31. Mosquito bites

32. People who ride their bikes in the street like a car

33. Cleaning the bathroom

34. Waiting for your windshield to defrost

35. Running out of wine

36. Burning your toast

37. Running

38. Trying to wait for your pizza roles to cool down, getting too excited, and burning your tongue

39. People who talk too loudly on their phones

40. Having to leave your warm bed to go to the bathroom

41. Delays at the airport

42. Getting a parking ticket

43. A bad hair day

44. Low rise jeans

45. Slow traffic lights

46. Sunburn

47. Kardashian drama

48. Oreo thins

49. When you wake up and realize your phone didn't charge

50. When your sock slides off in your shoe

51. Forgetting your towel for your shower

52. Telling a story and realizing no one is listening

53. Waiting for a text back from the boy you like

54. Accidentally liking someones picture from two years ago on Instagram

55. When someone comes into your room to talk to you, leaves, and then doesn't shut your door behind them

56. People leaving their shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot

57. When you hold the door open for someone and they don't say 'thank you'

58. When your roommate leaves hair in the drain

59. Listening to someone bite their nails

60. Autocorrect acting up when you're in the middle of a ducking fight

*None of these have actually been proven, but I mean, don't you agree?