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60 Questions Rhodes Students Ask Themselves Daily

Mainly, Rat or Lair?

Juliet Mace
Nov 21, 2016
Middle Tennessee State University
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60 Questions Rhodes Students Ask Themselves Daily

1. When can I nap?

2. When is that due?

3. What time is it?

4. Should I eat?

5. Should I join the circus?

6. Should I cry?

7. Rat or Lair?

8. Should I sleep in the Middle Ground?

9. How am I even functioning right now?

10. Am I even alive?

11. What do I have to do today?

12. How much caffeine have I ingested today?

13. Did I finish my paper?

14. How do I know that person?

15. Is it time to sleep?

16. Why isn't vodka allowed in class?

17. When is the weekend?

18. When is our next break?

19. Am I ok?

20. Do I need more coffee? (Always)

21. Why is it so hot in here?

22. Why is it so cold in here?

23. What season is it?

24. Do I have time to do laundry?

25. Do I have time to work out?

26. Where is my fob?

27. Why am I still awake?

28. Can I finish this tonight?

29. Do I have clean clothes?

30. What's that smell?

31. Am I getting dark circles?

32. Where am I going?

33. Where should I go?

34. Should I study or nap?

35. Where is a pen?

36. Am I out of lynx bucks?

37. Why do I only get 100 dollars for printing?

38. Why do I have to print so many things?

39. Am I killing too many trees?

40. Do I really have to walk all the way across campus?

41. Can I climb that building

42. Is it too lazy to call the Lynx cart right now?

43. When's the next CUP show?

44. Are the parties off campus this weekend?

45. Should I call in sick?

46. Can I put this off one more day?

47. Should I ask for an extension?

48. How did I get this tired?

49. Why is my room so messy?

50. Is that a ghost?

51. How does one grammar?

52. How long can I park here before campus safety gives me a ticket?

53. Should I get food off campus?

54. Is uber safe?

55. Can my professor say that?

56. When are the holidays?

57. When is it going to get cold?

58. Should I make next semesters schedule?

59. How do I keep my eyes open?

60. How did I get so lucky?

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