Thanksgiving break is at an end, so back to school us students go. We've had time to relax and do things we usually cannot do when we're drowning in homework and exams. However we have to snap back into reality. If it was possible to take a month or year or lifetime break from adulthood a lot of us would take that option, but life doesn't work that way. These things we would rather do instead of going back to school are some far fetched, exaggerations, but have a small percentage of truth behind them.
1. Laundry
2. Eat food off of the ground at your grandma's dusty house
3. Work
4. Get rejected by your crush in front of your friends
5. Be stuck in stand-still traffic for an hour within 5 miles of your destination
6. Clean your siblings room
7. Clean your room
8. Clean the bathroom after your dad used it on taco night
9. Go to the dentist
10. Get your wisdom teeth out
11. Get shots
12. Talk politics with your grandparents
13. Catch your boyfriend/girlfriend texting another girl/boy
14. Drop your phone without a case
15. Step on a Lego
16. Babysit
17. Talk to your grandma on the phone for 45 minutes
18. Watch a soap opera
19. Lose a $20 bill
20. Camp outside Walmart in the cold for Black Friday
21. Get locked outside your house
22. Live in Iowa
23. Gain 10 pounds
24. Lose your keys
25. Drive 20 miles to Chik-Fil-A on a Sunday and then realize it's closed
26. Sit next to a farter on an airplane
27. Sit next to a crying baby on an airplane
28. Go through 2-a-days in early August
29. Get a parking ticket
30. Drink Hawkeye
31. Be a Hawkeye
32. Move to Alaska
33. Be an Eskimo
34. Do the dishes after Thanksgiving
35. Throw up on your crush
36. Pay the check
37. Delete all your social media
38. Get your period when your wearing all white
39. Live in a dorm the whole time you're in college
40. Eat at a dining center the whole time you're in college
41. Pay your own cell-phone bill
42. Not be able to drive for a year
43. Be on a liquid diet for a year
44. Take a 5 minute shower every day
45. Never have heat again
46. Kick a wasp nest
47. Watch QVC 24 hours straight
48. Have constant halitosis
49. Trade lives with Donald Trump
50. Trade lives with Hillary Clinton
51. Live in the Insidious house
52. Live in a Horror film your entire life
53. Never get over 10 likes on an Instagram photo again
54. Drive over all your makeup
55. Accidentally like your crushes photo of him/her from 75 weeks ago
56. Spend a day walking in 6 inch heels
57. Make a snow angel naked
58. Rake leaves
59. Accidentally get pregnant
60. Break both my legs
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
