I'll admit it, I'm not an avid watcher of 'The Bachelor', the ABC reality tv show that promises to find you a future spouse. The hit show continues to captures America's attention on Monday nights with each passing season, and Nick Viall, a four-time contestant, has finally earned his own pivotal role as The Bachelor. As soon as I saw the trailer which involved a shark costume, I knew I at least had to catch the premiere episode.

1. When A Girl From Nick's Past Shows Up.

It was a one-night stand and she's freaking creepy for following him onto the show.

2. When Lacey Arrived Via Camel Because That's How You Make A First Impression in 2017.

Gotta give her some credit here, this one takes some serious prior arrangements.

3. When Josephine and Nick shared a raw hot dog.

I guess this guy will really go for anything at this point.

4. When Corinne 'Forgot She Had To Do Something' And Awkwardly Made Out With Nick.

This girl had her talk with Nick and walked right back to him to make all the girls jealous.

5. When Jasmine Goode Brought Out Engagement Ring Maven, Neil Lane.

I think Nick may have some PTSD from the last time he met up with Neil Lane...

6. Last But Not Least, When Alexis Showed Up In A Shark Costume And Claimed She Was A Dolphin.

As an 'aspiring dolphin trainer' you would think she'd know what a dolphin actually looks like, and it's nothing like a shark.