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6 Times Harry Potter Was An Ultimate Savage

Because "The Boy Who Lived" is as sassy as they come

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6 Times Harry Potter Was An Ultimate Savage
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If you’ve only watched the Harry Potter movies, it’s very possible you’ve missed some of Harry Potter’s best moments. Not only is he the Chosen One, he is truly the most savage person ever. James Potter probably looks down from the sky with Lily and is truly astounded that his son is such a sassy kid. Here are some of his best moments.

1. “They stuff people’s heads down toilet the first day at Stonewall,“ he told Harry. “Want to come upstairs and practice?”
“No, thanks. The poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it — it might be sick.”


2. “Sure you can manage that broom, Potter?… Shame it doesn’t come with a parachute — in case you get too near a dementor.”
Crabbe and Goyle sniggered.
Pity you can’t attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy,” said Harry. “Then it could catch the Snitch for you."


3. “I know what day it is,” sang Dudley, waddling toward him.
“Well done,” said Harry. “So you’ve finally learned the days of the week.”


4. “Congratulations, Harry!” she said, beaming at him. “I wonder if you could give me a quick word? How you felt facing that dragon? How you feel now, about the fairness of the scoring?”
“Yeah, you can have a word,” said Harry savagely. “Good-bye.”


5. “Listening to the news! Again?”
“Well, it changes every day, you see,” said Harry.

And lastly… the best one of all. The ultimate definition of ‘savage af’.

6. “Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?”
“Yes,” said Harry stiffly.
“Yes, sir.”
There’s no need to call me ‘sir,’ Professor.”

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