I have a serious relationship with my bed and love to sleep-in every morning. Why is it that our beds turn into the most comfortable bed in the world when you have to wake up in early in the morning? It’s honestly challenging to be a functional human when you’re still trying to process that you’re awake. Since being at college and realizing I have an 8am class every single morning, I have started to notice I have the same thoughts every day.

What time is it?

You get into bed at 11PM, but then start streaming a show on Netflix that you binge watch until 2:30AM. And why are there Cheez-It’s all over my bed. How does this happen every single night?

My bed is way too comfy and warm to get up.

I love this place. I am not leaving here….ever. I know the things I have to do today can wait for me.

I’m way too lazy to get out of bed right now and go to the bathroom.

Even though I really need to get up and pee, I just can’t leave this cozy nest of mine. It’s gonna have to wait.

I need to re-evaluate my life choices.

Why did I stay up until 3 a.m. watching Law & Order: Special Victims Unit marathon. Oh yeah, because I love Detective Benson.

How many times have I hit my snooze button?

I know I set 6 alarms every 5 minutes but I can’t remember which ones I’ve pressed snooze on already. You have snoozed your alarm for over 30 minutes before, don’t even begin to deny it.

Where is my coffee…… I need it. “I’ll have the biggest cup you make. Thanks.” – me every morning.

Until then, please don't even bother trying to talk to me. I can't even function until I get a cup of coffee.