It seems as if the farther you are away from home, the more things you forget. And when your last final is at 8 p.m. Thursday and you need to leave your dorm at noon on Friday, you're bound to forget some stuff.
1. Your computer charger
And if you're the only one in your family with a mac, you're screwed.
2. (Just one) of your Bean boots
The right one's in your duffel bag. The left one is in a dark corner underneath your twin XL.
3. Your "Ugly Christmas Sweater Party" sweater
Guess it'll just have to sit in your closet until may.
4. All those snacks that are going to go stale before you get back
Shit! Could've eaten those during the car ride home.
5. A scratch-off worth $3 you got in some state you drove through on your way back to school in August
One of these days I swear I'm gonna cash that in at an Indiana 7-11. I swear.
6. Every single ounce of motivation you had during the semester
Yeah, I think I'm just gonna sit here, eat cookies and watch the Twilight Zone new year's marathon, thanks.