1. Getting ordained for a wedding in less than 5 minutes.

I know in a lot of shows and movies such as One Tree Hill and Friends, one of the friends decides to get ordained online to marry their other friends and it's all very cute and sweet, but I've tried finding a website that will help get ordained and let me tell you – it's not easy. There is no quick and easy site to get ordained, which crushing my dreams to marry my friends.

2. Stealing a random person's car and not having any car trouble.

Let's be real, if a person were to steal my car to use for a high-speed chase I don't think they would get very far. They would have to fill up my gas tank or they would get stuck somewhere because my car would break down. What are the actual chances of every car being in perfect condition when someone steals them? VERY SMALL.

3. Fighting a group a villains and winning BEFORE the bomb goes off.

I recently saw the Lego Batman Movie, and Batman somehow has time to defeat The Joker, have a whole conversation about their relationship AND swim down to the bomb in less than 1 minute. C'mon, if this was reality, then we would all have been dead by that time.

3. One person sending a mass text to the ENITRE school.

How many times have you seen high school movies where one person sends an embarrassing picture of someone to the entire school? I know I've seen it way too many times. No one single person has EVERYONE'S number in school, like that just doesn't happen. There are cliques, not everyone is friends, and that would just be weird if someone did!

4. Fighting a group of people one at a time.

Okay, so why do movies always think that fights happen in slow motion? There will be one person fighting an entire group of people, but instead of this group attacking the single person, they decide to have enough patience and have one-on-one fights. I say, just attack!

5. Street racing without there being any red lights.

Fast and the Furious anyone? These guys will always street race, but the street lights always manage to be green. C'mon, those traffic lights have to change eventually! And Don't even get me started with there never being any traffic on the streets...

6. Not outrunning a person when the other person is walking.

I know we all know the scenes in the Halloween movies where Michael Myers is two blocks behind someone one minute, but then right in front of them the next. WHAT!? That is just not how physics works! I think I would just give up if I couldn't outrun a guy that was walking!!