In a group of friends, there is always that one friend in a sea of relationships who is off on the sidelines drinking their beer and stuffing their face with pizza, while the couples are sucking face on the couch.

That's me.

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1. Single jokes will be made...by me.

While sitting in the couples gathering, I enjoy making comments about how single I am. But it's okay, I don't have to share my food or beverage with anyone and I get a bed to myself, so who is really winning here?

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2. Constant gagging noises will be made...by me.

You start kissing? *gags* Start saying cute mushy stuff *throws up* Cuddles in front of me *projectile vomit*

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3. I can drink as much I want without worrying about someone getting upset.

Couples always take turns getting drunk, "you got drunk last night it's my turn" "oh baby, you go ahead I'll take care of you". SCREW THAT! I'm doing it every night; why? Because I can.

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4. You don't have to babysit anyone

This ties in with #3 why can't you both get drunk and enjoy each others drunken-ness with each other? If you can't take care of yourself when you go out then you probably shouldn't go out in the first place. It's not your job to babysit your significant other, I've been in this position before and IT SUCKS!

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5. Mo money? No problem!

I can spoil my damn self for Christmas, as well as get my own bottle of wine and chocolate for Valentine's Day!

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6. Hakuna Matata

I have too often listened to my friends worry about what "bae" is doing. While I'm listening to this, I can't help but thank Jesus I don't have to worry about that nonsense, while nodding my head in agreement and saying, "oh yeah he better not!"

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7. No shave November

Friend: Ew, I have to shave I'm seeing bae tonight. Me: *as I'm braiding my leg hair* Nope, can't relate.

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