1. When she wears heels, you look like a toddler.
2. Cuddling turns into having a mouthful of hair for a late-night snack.
3. Piggyback rides are virtually impossible.
Why are your legs so long?!
4. You are pretty sure she has back problems from slow dancing with you.
5. People always comment on how tall she is.
And how averagely tall you are.