I love playing "Super Smash Bros." It’s probably one of my favorite games. But while there are some awesome characters in the game (like Kirby!), there are others that are just… they suck. Fighting against these characters makes the game less fun. These are the characters that make me hate "Smash":
Diddy Kong
A very spammy character. Even if he’s not spamming you off the stage, he’s getting in the way during four-for-all’s when you’re trying to attack other people. He’s annoying to share the stages with. Thankfully not too many people use him, but too bad that glitch with him didn’t last long.
Duck Hunt
Aside from the fact that Duck Hunt is lame and has no place in "Smash" whatsoever, Duck Hunt is absolutely obnoxious in battle, even without the control of a human player. Oh well – at least his Dalmatian skin looks cute. I still want to wipe that s**t-eating grin off his face though.
Ness/Lucas
I put these two together since they pretty much have all the same abilities. This is mostly with the players who use them, but with that they have the same issues of their attacks being repeated. I don’t want to fight them if they’re going to PK-fire me over and over.
R.O.B.
With his average abilities, R.O.B. should not be as difficult to fight as he is. At least the other characters on this list can be beaten sometimes. I’m either getting hit with his spinning arms or being thrown off the stage while going in to attack. Countering is a pain.
Fox
(I honestly have no idea why I chose this picture... not the point)
I know he also has a buddy with similar abilities (Falco), but this is mainly about the character himself. Does everyone have to play as Fox?! I get it – Final Destination, Fox only. But the joke is only funny until you’re surrounded by opponents all playing as the bushy-tailed bastard.
Luigi
Also fondly referred to as Green Mario, Luigi just doesn’t live up to the coolness of his brother. There’s always that feeling of saltiness lingering when you’re beaten by arguably the wimpiest character in the game. This is mainly a case of hating the player more than hating the game.
Of course everyone on this list is well-liked by many "Smash" players, but these guys really grind my gears when I’m trying to play. These guys are part of why I don’t just place computer players on random.
Who are your most disliked "Smash Bros." characters? Answer in the comments!
