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6 Signs You Should Not Date Someone

If your crush starts doing any of these things, run and run far.

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6 Signs You Should Not Date Someone
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Recently, some friends and I were discussing weird things that people do. We decided that some of these things were so weird that we could not possibly date someone who did them, or we would have to at least make sure they stop their horrible habits. If you are considering dating someone that does one or more of the things below, you may want to consider backing out before it is too late.

1. They put ketchup straight on their fries.

People who put ketchup straight on their fries can't be trusted. It makes the fries soggy. Plus, it means the fries on the top get too much ketchup and the fries on the bottom get none. Overall, poor decision making that you do not need in your life.

2. They eat all the gummies or Skittles at once.

Each gummy and Skittle has its own individual flavor, so tearing open the package and eating them all at once is completely wrong. This means there is no chance to savor each individual flavor, and instead, you just get one hodge-podge of flavors.

3. They bite their Kit-Kats without breaking them.

The entire point of a Kit-Kat is to break them apart and hear the savory crunch. If you are not going to break them apart, then why not just eat a Reese's or a Hershey bar? This also applies to biting string cheese instead of pulling it apart. Just eat a cheese square instead.

4. They wear tennis shoes to the beach.

First of all, this causes you to get sand in your tennis shoes, which is no fun at all. Then when you get done with the day at the beach you have to put sandy wet feet into socks and tennis shoes, which equals soggy sandy grossness, which is the absolute worst. Anyone who would willingly submit themselves to this instead of buying $5 flip-flops from Wal-Mart is not someone you should date.

5. They eat food in weird ways.

If they eat tacos from above, no. If they eat bananas horizontally, NO. If they eat they eat Olive Garden breadsticks, the greatest delicacy alive, horizontally then NO NO NO ABSOLUTELY NOT! This is weird, especially tacos since you only get one ingredient at a time. Don't date people who do this.

6. They sit on the same side of the table as you.


Maybe the person did not have any of the previous signs, so you thought, "Ok cool, I can go out with them," but then you go to a nice restaurant and the waiter seats you at a booth. You slide into your side and instead of sitting across from you like you expected him to do, he slips in next to you. This is the point where you excuse yourself to go to the restroom and run away. It is awkward and weird and should not be done unless, of course, you're on a double date.

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