If you match with any of these qualities you are doomed to a life with constant questioning, over-achieving, and an ambition to be awesome. At times you'll cry, but it's okay because sometimes you need to empty your tear ducts and you appreciate that fact.

1. You want a pet with a clever scientific meaning to be your lab assistant. Like Newton or Beta.

2. Dissections excite you way too much. It's probably more exciting than Christmas. And if you find someone is as equally happy, it's a party.

3. When you joke about dropping out or switching majors you cry because you know you can't escape science. People think you're pretty crazy.

4. What is this "Free time" you speak of?

5. You've probably been in trouble for joking about making meth in chemistry. It's not okay but you can't resist.

6. Science puns make your day. Nerd jokes are the only jokes.