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6 Sick Jokes Being Played This October

It's not just Halloween.....

Laura Micari
Oct 11, 2016
University of Valley Forge
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It's October! Which means it's that time of year that everything gets weird! I know you're probably thinking, "But Laura, things are always weird on your blog, does that mean it's always October?" Well....you're not wrong! However, this October in particular is full of weird things. What are they? I'm glad you asked!

1. Clown Sightings

Someone please tell me what is going on? I don't play clown games. Why is Stephen King's book happening in real life? I'm uncomfortable. You're uncomfortable. Let's move on.

2. Midterms

Honestly, I'm blessed that I don't have any midterms this semester, but RIP to the brains of my friends.

3. The Presidential Debates

What more of a joke can you ask for on a Sunday night?

Picture this: It's middle school. Lunch time. Two kids start trying to roast each other. Plot twist...this is our political situation in 2016.

4. Halloween

Why didn't I mention this one first? Think about it...you're dressing up your kids in weird costumes and bringing them to the doors of people you've most likely never met before to take their candy. Either that, or you yourself are dressing up and getting intoxicated. Tell me why we celebrate this as Americans?

5. Pumpkin Spice Season

I'm almost positive that I mentioned this in my last blog post. 'Tis the season for pumpkin spice, and that includes coffee, cookies, AND EVEN GREEK YOGURT! (Don't believe me? Look it up.) If you're not horrified yet, you should be.

6. Allergy Season

Literally, sick.


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