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Why Your Blanket Is Better Than Your Boyfriend

Because we all need that special comfort.

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It's almost winter, and even if it weren't, cuddle season is every season. But how much does your boyfriend appreciate your cuddling skills? When was the last time he complimented how well you spooned, or let him, spoon you? Yeah. Never happens.

So here are a few reasons your blanket is so much better than your boyfriend.


1. It doesn't complain when your hair is in it's face.

Let's face it. Your boyfriend is never going to be accepting of your luscious locks... it's a fact. But do you know who will always love your hair? Your blanket! There's static friction for a reason: love between your curlicues and your favorite blanket!

2. It's always up for cuddling.

How many times have you asked, pleaded, even begged your boyfriend to cuddle? One too many times, I'd say. Just remember that your blanket is always up for a little cuddle sesh. Doesn't matter what time it is, if your feet are cold or if you shaved your legs. Your blanket will always receive you with open arms, ready to make you feel warm and loved in a blanket burrito!

3. It doesn't talk back.

There will never be unnecessary feedback from your blanket. Who cares if your feet are cold? Why does it matter if you're hogging the blankets? Blanket's actually want to cuddle!

4. It's always waiting for you to come home.


Unlike your boyfriend, your blanket has nothing better to do than wait for you to return to it. It will always miss you and if it could send you a sweet text, it would! It loves you that much.

5. It doesn't complain when you move too much.

Do you move constantly in your sleep or just in general? It's okay. Unlike your boyfriend, your blanket loves that. Just means it can wrap you up a little tighter and love you a little more.

6. It doesn't get jealous when you have more than one.

It's not considered cheating if you only cuddle. With blankets, that is. You cannot cuddle with another boy and expect your boyfriend to be okay with that. Blankets? They're fine with it! Go ahead and enjoy multiple blankets, they'll love you no matter what!

So remember the next time you have to beg your boyfriend for a cuddle session. You don't need him. You've got your plethora of blankets waiting to love you and keep you warm!

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