1. 3rd World Country

Mexico is such a poor country, with corruption and poverty all around. So why visit it, like who wants to visit a gross place like this?

2. Unsafe

We all know Mexico is an unsafe country with all the violence, the drugs, and Pablo Escobars running around. Like seriously, who wants to go get shot here? You aren't safe anywhere, you can't enjoy yourself or have fun with family.

3. No culture

Mexico has such boring history and culture. There isn't anything fun about dancing around a dumb hat. There isn't anything unique or special there anyways.

4. Food

Mexican food is so gross, like have you tried Taco Bell? YUCK. Who would ever find this pleasing?

5. No Nightlife

Since Mexico is so old and not up to date, Its nightlife is nonexistent. So there isn't anything to do in this boring old country.

6. Dirty beaches

Poor country, poor looking beaches. They're so dirty you cant even swim and enjoy them, like ew. Might as well just swim in my bath tub.

This is a parody article, I know that Mexico is the best country to visit.