If you are like me, you have a group chat with your closet friends. What is said in the group chat, stays in the group chat. You talk about anything; gossip, boy problems. plans, etc. You are confident that no matter the hour, someone in the group chat is awake to answer your message. In any group chat, these six people are in every one.
1. The Ghost
The person who is in the group chat, but never responds. Maybe she is just awful at responding to text messages or always busy. You always have to text her separately asking if she read the group chat because you simply have no way of knowing she read the messages.
2. MS. IDK TTYL WYD
This is the person who only talks in abbreviations. Most of them you have caught on to, but there are still some you have to ask for her to decode. BTW, CMLT means check my latest tweet.
3. Too many cranberry vodkas
The one girl who always drunk texts the group chat. You always know when she is at the bar because she is blowing up the group chat. She sends random words, and even sometimes a pic of her while she is peeing. It usually ends up with "I love you guys so much you are my best friends."
4. English Professor
There is always that one girl who corrects "your" and "you're" and "to" and "too". She always types her sentences in complete sentences with capital letter and a period at the end. When she has a story to tell, it is in paragraph form with a hook sentence, a thesis, and a killer conclusion.
5. Responds in .2 seconds
The girl who has reads and responds to every message in the group chat. She instantly replies when someone asks "What is everyone doing?" She usually starts the group chat conversations and keeps them going.
6. "Like my Instagram."
Every time she posts a new picture on Instagram or posts a tweet, she sends a message in the group chat for everyone to go like/fav. Even though you were going to like it anyways, she makes it known she posted a new pic. "OMG go like my picture now!"