1.The flash tat fashionista. This girl got slightly confused, she thought the whole flash tat package was supposed to be on her body. She can't go anywhere without blinding the whole crowd. Yes, flash tats are fun n' flirty but no need to wear one on every inch of your body.
2.The not married honeymooners. Everyone knows this famous spring breaker. The constant kissing photos with her boyfriend, holding hands, long walks on the beach and the most sappy Instagram captions ever. She swears that she is livin' with her ladies but in reality she's not even sure if her ladies are still on the trip with her.
3.The single and ready to mingle. This girl is newly on the prowl. She just broke up with her boyfriend and believes that the bar and dance floor are her new best friends. Busting out the dance moves is an obvious must, can't get the boys without shaking your thang.
4.The girl that got locked in the spray tan booth. This poor girl clearly got locked in with the spray, that is really the only way to explain what she looks like. Unless her goal is to look like a Cheeto, in which case she's on the right track.
5.The total srat star. This girl comes with a cell phone camera, a pack of fellow sistas and the ever-so-famous fanny pack around her waist. Can't miss her from a mile away. And if you do happen to miss her, just check your Instagram, she will most likely be all over it. A constant picture is a must, right?
6.The sunburned superstar. This girl shows up on the first day ready to partaaaay.By 3 hours in she is burned head to toe and looks like a lobster. Now the bed is her spring break bestie and the aloe will be forever by her side.
