With Halloweekend coming up, it's time to throw those ripped jeans in the closet and spend 1 to (4?) nights dressed as Harley Quinn or Piper Chapman or a big ol' black cat. Can't think of any costumes this year? Here are 6 Halloween costume ideas guaranteed to disappoint your parents:

1. Pregnant Nun

I feel like this one is pretty straight forward. A pregnant nun?? Sacrilegious and SINFUL. Your mother is really going to hate this one.

2. Slutty Hagrid

Way to take a beloved children's book character and use it for your skanky ways. This one is sure to get you taken off this year's Christmas card.

3. The Devil's Lettuce

How dare you dress as Medusa's Moss?? Smoking is a SIN. Your parents are gonna question why they're paying for your college education after this.

4. A Meme

Your parents don't understand internet culture. What is this meme your always talking about?? Why are you always tumbling?? Who is youtube??

5. Bud Lightyear

You might get points for creativity but underage drinking is a SIN. After this one, your brother is definitely gonna be the favorite child.

6. Sexy Donald Trump

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I hope these ideas helped you this 'hoe'liday season! God bless each and every one of you (except you SINNERS)!!