6 Gingerisms Explained
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6 Gingerisms Explained

I'm here to answer your burning questions about Redheads!

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6 Gingerisms Explained

So, you know a redhead, but you're not quite sure about them. They might be kind of creepy, or the hottest person you've ever met. (There's really not any in between). As a redhead myself, I'm here to answer your burning questions about Gingers.

(Pun totally intended)


1. The actual Ginger Root is pink or white... why are redheads called Gingers?!

Have you ever looked at a redhead's skin? It's white with a pinkish tinge.

Also, when you bake with it, it gives the food a reddish tinge. Gingerbread and gingersnap cookies? It works both ways! Ginger is magical!

2. Do Gingers have souls?

Stemmed from the classic South Park Episode where Eric Cartman reports to his classmates that Gingers suffer from the disease "Gingervitus" and therefore have no soul, this idea has spread like wildfire. Except, that it didn't actually begin with the crude and humorous cartoon. Yes, many cultures believed redheads to be abominations and, in some countries, even prone to becoming vampires after death.


Short answer: No, we do not.

3. Are freckles Angel's Kisses or Stolen Souls?

My Mommy told me that they were Angel Kisses when I was little. I now know they are trophies for all of the souls I've stolen.

4. If you're sworn to not tell a soul, can you tell a Ginger?

Indeed, you can. I can't make that same promise on my end, though. I do love my gossip.

5. Can Gingers survive the sun?

With copious amounts of 1,000 SPF sunscreen and a parasol, sure, why not? We aren't vampires.
Until we die, at least.

5. Is drinking Ginger Ale considered cannibalism?

Yes, and it's delicious. I particularly like Vernors. Michigan made, man. We Michigander Gingers are quite sweet!


6. Is the term "Ginger" considered derogatory?

Please refer to Tim Minchin's song "Prejudice" for the answer to this one.

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