6 Confessions Of A True Coffee Drinker | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

6 Confessions Of A True Coffee Drinker

Coffee is a tool, not a beverage.

46
6 Confessions Of A True Coffee Drinker
drterlep

Coffee is described by people on the street as a beverage that is typically consumed with breakfast. For many people, it's a low-calorie shot of go-go to get the day started the right way. You dump in some cream, and the stuff somehow miraculously becomes tolerable. But for the college fanatic, coffee is oh so useful for oh so many things. It's not a drink to us; it's a lifestyle. Here are just a few of the ways we use our power beverage and most valuable ally.

1. Looking Cool

I can't tell you how many times I have sat around in a fast food restaurant reading BBC News and sipping black coffee. It may actually make me look stupid, but I feel really mature when I do it. I look like this 20-year-old who actually has her life together, but in reality, I can still act just as stupid as the next college student.

2. Late Nights

I don't think I ever actually realized before college that caffeine works the same way at night as it does in the morning. If I know I am going to be awake later than midnight, I automatically have to have a cup of coffee to help me make it that late. There have been many nights of reading long Supreme Court cases and writing lab reports in which coffee has been the only friend who would volunteer to stay up with me.

3. Automatic Excedrin

It's beyond me why anyone would pay for Excedrin when coffee seems to work the same way. Coffee almost always makes the headaches I get from a pressure buildup to go away. Since I live in an area where storm fronts bringing rain come through pretty frequently, especially in the spring and summer, this is super important.

4. Road Trip Buddy

If I am driving more than one town away, there is pretty much always a coffee stop involved. Our farm supported gas station has various brews from all across the map, and they're a pretty good value because you can add syrups or whatever you want for no extra cost. They also have cappuccinos for the same cost for your friends who just can't handle that beautifully-bitter taste of coffee.

5. The Edge

What can I say? I like the look people give me when they see this sweet young woman taking her coffee black. It's silly, I know, but I just don't look like the type of person who would drink black coffee. When you're a typical old soul, drinking black coffee is pretty much as edgy as it gets. I tell myself, "Today I will be that woman who drinks her coffee black and takes crap from no one."

6. The Upper

Coffee is acidic on the pH scale, so it can give some people an upset stomach. Drinking too much often has adverse effects such as shakiness and irritability. Generally speaking, it lifts my mood. I'm the kind of person who enjoys being at a constant high point, and coffee helps to keep me there. I'm a more pleasant person to be around after I have finished a cup, and it keeps my moodiness in check.

For true coffee drinkers, coffee is not just a breakfast beverage. It's a way of life.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Featured

15 Mind-Bending Riddles

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

178143
 Ilistrated image of the planet and images of questions
StableDiffusion

I've been super busy lately with school work, studying, etc. Besides the fact that I do nothing but AP chemistry and AP economics, I constantly think of stupid questions that are almost impossible to answer. So, maybe you could answer them for me, and if not then we can both wonder what the answers to these 15 questions could be.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

Most Epic Aurora Borealis Photos: October 2024

As if May wasn't enough, a truly spectacular Northern Lights show lit up the sky on Oct. 10, 2024

5311
stunning aurora borealis display over a forest of trees and lake
StableDiffusion

From sea to shining sea, the United States was uniquely positioned for an incredible Aurora Borealis display on Thursday, Oct. 10, 2024, going into Friday, Oct. 11.

It was the second time this year after an historic geomagnetic storm in May 2024. Those Northern Lights were visible in Europe and North America, just like this latest rendition.

Keep Reading...Show less
 silhouette of a woman on the beach at sunrise
StableDiffusion

Content warning: This article contains descriptions of suicide/suicidal thoughts.

When you are feeling down, please know that there are many reasons to keep living.

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

Power of Love Letters

I don't think I say it enough...

451213
Illistrated image of a letter with 2 red hearts
StableDiffusion

To My Loving Boyfriend,

  • Thank you for all that you do for me
  • Thank you for working through disagreements with me
  • Thank you for always supporting me
  • I appreciate you more than words can express
  • You have helped me grow and become a better person
  • I can't wait to see where life takes us next
  • I promise to cherish every moment with you
  • Thank you for being my best friend and confidante
  • I love you and everything you do

To start off, here's something I don't say nearly enough: thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You do so much for me that I can't even put into words how much I appreciate everything you do - and have done - for me over the course of our relationship so far. While every couple has their fair share of tiffs and disagreements, thank you for getting through all of them with me and making us a better couple at the other end. With any argument, we don't just throw in the towel and say we're done, but we work towards a solution that puts us in a greater place each day. Thank you for always working with me and never giving up on us.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

11 Signs You Grew Up In Hauppauge, NY

Because no one ever really leaves.

22601
Map of Hauppauge, New York
Google

Ah, yes, good old Hauppauge. We are that town in the dead center of Long Island that barely anyone knows how to pronounce unless they're from the town itself or live in a nearby area. Hauppauge is home to people of all kinds. We always have new families joining the community but honestly, the majority of the town is filled with people who never leave (high school alumni) and elders who have raised their kids here. Around the town, there are some just some landmarks and places that only the people of Hauppauge will ever understand the importance or even the annoyance of.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments