1. When you introduce your friend to a fandom...and they actually like it. 

2. When the dreaded time of month hits you unexpectedly. 

3. When people ask why you don't like to socialize. 

4. When he says you both should just be friends. 

5. After standing outside for five minutes in the middle of winter. 

6. When someone doesn't understand your simple instructions. 

7. When a customer is complaining because what they want isn't in stock at the present moment. 

8. "Why do you go to bed at 3am?" 

9. How every girl wakes up. Don't lie. 

10. In every college lecture ever. 

11. When someone hurts your feelings, but you laugh it off. 

12. When you finally get a release date. 

13. You and your best friend in a nutshell. 

14. Of course, when you try to talk to someone you LIKE. 

15. When you're asked to come in on your day off. 

16. When your friend suggests you both start dieting together. 

17. When you try to act tough. 

18. Whenever there's chocolate within fifty feet. 

19. After eating anything spicy. 

20. When you empty the dishwasher. 

21. When you have to go out and act like a civilized, polite, and mature person. 

22. And when people tell you that you can't crush on fictional characters.