Everyone loves summer break, and everyone loves "The Office." Add some sugar and spice to it, and you get the best quotes to spice up your summer.
Warning: You may feel the need to quote Sir Michael Scott some time in the summer.
Not only do you say this all day, but you say it in your sleep. Sometimes you even wonder what Ryan Gosling would choose (chips, definitely). You also silently judged the people who chose apples over bread.
Nothing beats loading up on cookies and leftover pastries on a weekend night closing shift and showing up to a party with your goodies. Your friends lived for it.
Your dad texted you to make sure you brought him home at least one Cobblestone muffin. Maybe three.
No Jill, I can’t give you a candy cookie right now.
Have you ever tried to scrape wet, soapy mac and cheese out of a bowl? Not the greatest past time, let me tell you.
Moms LOVE Panera. So do high school kids.
Even if you only did it once, coming in at 5 am took a toll on your life.
Group of middle schoolers? Mac and cheese in a bread bowl. Teenage boy? Chipotle Chicken Sandwich. Moms? Fuji Apple Chicken Salad. It’s a gift.
Honestly, carrying those things when they were full was a great arm workout.
I really don’t want to walk around cleaning tables and putting people’s plates away for them. (FYI, customers are supposed to put those away. Just saying).
Please tell me I’m not the only one who did this.
