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58 Things You Only Say To Your Roommate

Honestly, if I said half of these things to my other friends... they may not be my friends anymore.

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58 Things You Only Say To Your Roommate
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After you live with somebody in a tiny, little dorm room, you definitely get a lot closer than you probably would expect. I started to lose my filter with my roommate after about a month of us living together.

But even quicker, she became one of my best friends, and I know she will be in my life forever. I see, show, hear and say things to her that I may not want to with anybody else. Honestly, if I said half of these things to my other friends... they may not be my friends anymore.

1. Did I snore last night?

2. Make me go to the gym later

3. I'm hungry already

4. Look, I cleaned!

5. Sorry, I’m wearing your hoodie again

6. I want to look hot as hell tonight

7. I almost bought you Chipotle today but I’m broke, sorry

8. I saw a dog on campus today

9. Should I shower?

10. When are you coming home?

11. Look at my Snapchat story it's so funny

12. You are slaying in that outfit, wow

13. Is my contour too strong?

14. Listen to this, you’ll like this song

15. I almost bought two 4 for 4’s at Wendy’s last night

16. He's cute, right?

17. I wore this yesterday

18. I promise I’ll clean tomorrow


19. Dude, there’s a ghost in our room

20. I cried today because I saw a cute baby at lunch

21. Can I vent for a sec?

22. Did he ever text you back?

23. Wait… how did I get home last night?

24. Does my hair look greasy?

25. I miss my dogs

26. Should I study or go to the bars tonight?

27. I can’t get Backstreet Boys out of my head

28. I don't even have time for nap today

29. Crap I forgot to drink water today

30. Is this a zit?

31. I swear I’m gonna drop out of school

32. Boys are so weird, I can’t do it

33. Hurry, snap me so we don’t lose our streak

34. Is it too late to call my parents?

35. If I throw up, just ignore it, I’ll be fine


36. I met a boy today

37. Let me read you the text he sent me

38. Wanna go out?

39. I had the weirdest dream last night but I don’t even remember it

40. Listen to my horoscope for today

41. You’re disgusting, I love it

42. Shit, I left the straightener on

43. This song is kind of weird but I like it

44. The nearest Panera is an hour away… Should we go?

45. We have no food in our room

46. Look at the tweet I just sent you

47. Is my hair straight in the back?

48. Sorry, my side of the room is messy

49. Should I text him?

50. Will you like my Insta post?

51. Comment on it too, please

52. Awww, oh my gosh you took the trash out, that was so sweet

53. Have you seen my keys?

54. If I ever get married you'll definitely be a bridesmaid

55. Be really loud when you get up tomorrow so that it wakes me up

56. Is it too early to start pregaming?

57. I want Taco Bell so bad I’m like craving it

58. Can you tell I didn’t wash this?

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