You never realize how hard it is to write a wildly impassioned article. It doesn't happen often and when it does you rarely expect it. On behalf of everyone else who never knows what to write when it becomes that time of the week I'd like to talk about 50 things to do while procrastinating writing an Odyssey article:
1. Sing the entire soundtrack to your favorite Disney musical!
2. Go out for sushi with friends
3. Eat everything
4. Watch Orange Is The New Black
5. Make some food for yourself
6. Make some food for others
7. Watch Stranger Things
8. Find a new Youtuber to obsess over!
9. Make a fake tinder to see who's on tinder!
10. If you see people you like, make a real tinder!
11. Sleep
12. Work on the paper you forgot about!
13. Message someone you don't really know on your Facebook friends list.
14. Find a great study space
15. SLEEP
16. Forget that your deadline is coming up
17. Watch a longstanding film franchise
18. Adopt a small dog, just make sure your college is pet friendly For a list of the most pet-friendly colleges check out this link.
19. Learn a Shakespearean monologue for your friends.
20. Get The Sims for your computer.
21. Make two sims get married (to whoever they want cause it's #2016)
22. Troll political websites
23. Make a huge Lego tower (if you need some Legos here's a link)
24. Get a Ring Pop and propose to your friend in public!
25. Put on a suit and pretend to be a Mob Boss: Just cause!
"I understand. You found paradise in America, had a good trade, made a good living. The police protected you; and there were courts of law. And you didn't need a friend of me. But uh, now you come to me and you say -- 'Don Corleone give me justice' -- But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you uh...ask me to do murder, for money."
-The God Father, one of the best mob movies ever written
26. Watch a horror movie! (Best Horror Movies on Netflix)
27. Make some dank memes
28. Look for old pictures of your friends
29. Get a nice stuffed animal and cuddle it
30. Look at your old yearbooks
31. Make Musical.lys
32. Find out where hot dogs come from
How It's Made Science Channel us 2012
33. Never eat hot dogs again!
34. Go out and #TreatYoSelf
35. Learn how to hashtag
36. Go into the kitchen blindfolded and try to find your way to your bedroom
37. Sing a song you don't know, but pretend you know it.
38. Find your old high school sweetheart on Facebook
39. Learn a new magic trick and show it to your friends later
40. Go on your playlist and blindly scroll. Stop scrolling and play the first song your finger lands on
41. sLeEp
42. Make a hair appointment for when you go home
43. Go to the library and eat a loud snack; watch everyone hate you.
44. Find the nearest Domino's pizza and ask them to draw a picture on the box! They almost always do it!
45. Play with Play-Doh (what, you don't have Play-Doh?! Here's a link to buy some).
46. Try to make fetch happen!
http://weheartit.com/entry/86324597
47. Read other Odyssey articles.
48. Find something that bothers you. Make a soapbox speech about it and present it for a friend.
49: Shopping Spree!!!!!!!!
50. Read this Odyssey Article and share it with your friends!!!
