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50 Ways To Kill Your Furby

Furbys will consume your Soul

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1. Killed by the Red Queen

2. Lured by Sirens to their death

3. Blown up like Aunt Marge in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

4. Killed by Edward Scissorhands

5. Murdered by Sweeny Todd

6. Mauled by a Polar Bear

7. Eaten by tigers

10. Put them in the Hunger Games

11. Throw them in the burning pits of Hell

12. Stabbed by Wolverine

13. Cooked like a pig on a stake

14. Eaten by a whale like Jonah

15. Melting in lava at the center of the Earth

16. Destroyed by Po from Kung-Fu Panda

17. Killed by a puzzle in Saw

18. Killed by SlenderMan

19. Death by the Black Plague

20. Be near King Kong

21. Turned into a Lady Gaga outfit

22. Have surgery done by a TV doctor

25. Crushed by Dorthy's house

26. Attacked by a Honey Badger

27. Chopped and put into a blender then made into a smoothie

28. Thrown off the Great Wall of China

29. Destroyed by the Huns

30. Sent to the Sun

31. Killed by Chuck Norris

32. Killed by Abraham Lincoln

33. Eaten by Aslan

34. Poisoned by Nightlock

35. Killed by Silver Surfer

36. Sunk in quick sand

37. Deep fry them

40. Killed in a wizard duel

41. Death by a Screaming Banshee

42. Killed by a Basilisk

43. Killed by Severus Snape’s monotone voice

44. Thrown into outer space

45. Feed the 30 servings of double red velvet cake every day

46. Drown in a toilet

47. Hire the mafia

48. Burn your house down with it in it

49. Burn it on a stake

50. Feed to sharks

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The holiday season can be the best and most stressful time of the year, especially when more people are involved.

1. The Family Traditions

2. Enough food for an actual army

3. Never enough space

4. Always Loud & Never Boring

5. Parties. Parties. Parties.

6. Scheduling

7. Travelling

8. The family members you see once a year

9. DRAMA

10. The questions about life

AKA, Christmas overload.

I'm technically an adult, so I'm legally required to live a little, right?

1. Watch an R-rated Scary Movie in a Movie Theater

2. Buy a Lottery Ticket

3. Vote in an Election

4. Participate in a Run (or a Walk, Realistically) for Charity

5. Go on a Road Trip

6. Start a Savings Account

7. Get a Credit Card

8. Sign up for Spotify Premium

9. Go to a Club

10. Start a Meditation Routine

11. Go to a Yoga Class

12. Treat Myself to a Dinner for One

13. Volunteer for a Charity

14. Participate in a Research Study

15. Bake Something (That Ends Up Being Edible)

16. Go Skydiving

17. Be Called for Jury Duty

18. Figure Out What I Want to Do With my Life

The holiday classics that shaped my life

1."But what would happen if we all tried to be like Santa and learned to give as only he can give: of ourselves, our talents, our love and our hearts? Maybe we could all learn Santa's beautiful lesson and maybe there would finally be peace on Earth and good will toward men."

"Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."

"If you won't use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my rollerblades. When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose."

"Remember, no man is a failure who has friends."

"Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it."

"If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find a that love actually is all around."

"Sometimes things look good on paper, but lose their luster when you see how it affects real folks. I guess a healthy bottom line doesn't mean much if to get it, you have to hurt the ones you depend on."

"'Maybe Christmas,' he thought, 'doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.'"

"Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to."

"There's room for everyone on the nice list."

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3. Why is there a "d" in "fridge" but not in "refrigerator"?

4. If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or the soap dirty?

5. Is the "S" or the "C" silent in the word "scent"?

6. Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?

7. Would Lightning McQueen buy car insurance or life insurance?

8. Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?

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10. If 2 mind readers read each other's minds whose mind are they really reading?

11. Is there a synonym for "synonym"?

12. If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt?

13. Why is it called "quick sand" if you sink slowly in it?

14. If I try to fail, but succeed, which one did I do?

15. If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?

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