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50 Ways To Kill Your Furby

Furbys will consume your Soul

Serena Storie
Jan 17, 2017
Milton, Georgia
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50 Ways To Kill Your Furby

1. Killed by the Red Queen

2. Lured by Sirens to their death

3. Blown up like Aunt Marge in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

4. Killed by Edward Scissorhands

5. Murdered by Sweeny Todd

6. Mauled by a Polar Bear

7. Eaten by tigers

10. Put them in the Hunger Games

11. Throw them in the burning pits of Hell

12. Stabbed by Wolverine

13. Cooked like a pig on a stake

14. Eaten by a whale like Jonah

15. Melting in lava at the center of the Earth

16. Destroyed by Po from Kung-Fu Panda

17. Killed by a puzzle in Saw

18. Killed by SlenderMan

19. Death by the Black Plague

20. Be near King Kong

21. Turned into a Lady Gaga outfit

22. Have surgery done by a TV doctor

25. Crushed by Dorthy's house

26. Attacked by a Honey Badger

27. Chopped and put into a blender then made into a smoothie

28. Thrown off the Great Wall of China

29. Destroyed by the Huns

30. Sent to the Sun

31. Killed by Chuck Norris

32. Killed by Abraham Lincoln

33. Eaten by Aslan

34. Poisoned by Nightlock

35. Killed by Silver Surfer

36. Sunk in quick sand

37. Deep fry them

40. Killed in a wizard duel

41. Death by a Screaming Banshee

42. Killed by a Basilisk

43. Killed by Severus Snape’s monotone voice

44. Thrown into outer space

45. Feed the 30 servings of double red velvet cake every day

46. Drown in a toilet

47. Hire the mafia

48. Burn your house down with it in it

49. Burn it on a stake

50. Feed to sharks

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