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50 Things You Could Have Been Doing Instead of Watching the Inauguration

According to Tomi Lahren, not watching the Inauguration means your a snowflake.

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Jan 23, 2017

Milton, Georgia

50 Things You Could Have Been Doing Instead of Watching the Inauguration

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On January 20, 2017, we will watch Donald Trump become America's next President. That thought alone makes me more than slightly anxious, and I'm still a little salty that he actually won the electoral college. I decided the day after he got elected that I wouldn't watch him get sworn in, so I made a list of all the things I could've been doing in the meantime. According to social media, this makes me a snowflake, whatever that means, but what better way to kill time during the Inauguration than make a list of other things I could be doing?

1. Read a book.

2. Read an entire book series.

3. Watch all the "Harry Potter" movies with no breaks.

4. Watch every "Star Wars" episode with no breaks.

5. Go for a run.

6. Go for another run.

7. Get stuck in Atlanta rush hour traffic.

8. Do stuff for school.

9. Do stuff for work.

10. Take a 12 hour nap.

11. Listen to every Taylor Swift album.

12. Watch "The X-Files".

13. Catch up on "Grey's Anatomy".

14. Read another book.

15. Write some poetry.

16. Spend hours on Tumblr.

17. Reorganize your entire room.

18. Watch past Inaugurations instead.

19. Read about past Presidents.

20. Take a very long bath.

21. Binge watch a random YouTuber.

22. Watch Vine compilations.

23. Drink a lot of wine.

24. Make a Twitter thread of pictures of cats.

25. Get your oil changed.

26. Call your grandma.

27. Apply for internships.

28. Listen to your favorite band.

29. Watch said band's music videos.

30. Watch a Netflix documentary.

31. Watch the QVC channel for five hours.

32. Like someone's picture from 2011.

33. Read the dictionary.

34. Read the entire Jane Austen collection.

35. Make funny Joe Biden and Obama memes.

36. Find even funnier memes.

37. Rewatch "The Office".

38. Watch every "Indiana Jones" movie.

39. Laugh every time some calls you a snowflake because you're still salty Trump won.

40. Tweet Tomi Lahren and ask where she got the term snowflakes from anyway.

41. Proceed to get frustrated by her Twitter because she's that annoying.

42. Find the "weird" side of YouTube and laugh for hours.

43. Watch creepy clown videos.

44. Read lots of poetry.

45. Spend some more time on Tumblr.

46. Reread "Harry Potter".

47. Get another tattoo.

48. Get another piercing.

49. Dye your hair.

50. Literally anything other than watching Trump be sworn in.

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All names should be "unisex names."

1. Communicating via email can be awkward.

2. Appointments usually accompany weird looks.

3. Introducing yourself to someone is never without a hitch.

4. You’ve probably thought about changing your name.

5. You’re often asked why you have the name you do.

6. You get excited when you meet someone of your gender with your name.

7. You feel awkward when you meet someone of the opposite gender with your name.

8. You’ve had someone say to you, “I knew a [your name], but they were [your opposite gender].”

9. You’ve heard a bad joke/pick-up line or two about your name before.

10. People are surprised when they see you.

11. You’re extra sensitive to other unique or unisex names.

12. You’ve fought with your parents about it.

13. All things considered, you’re happy your name makes you unique.

You know that all of these things apply to you. You'll just never tell.

I get it... I'm pale.

1. At least I can't lose you in a crowd!

2. Oh my goodness your skin is like glow-in-the-dark.

3. Can't you just get fake tan?

4. Do you tan or just burn?

5. Your kids are going to look like Casper the Friendly Ghost!

6. *holds arm against your arm* Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. *holds pale arm against another pale arm* Aw, at least you're darker than her!

8. I laid out by the pool almost every day over break!

9. I haven't used sunscreen since I was, like, five.

10. *adjusts selfie lighting to their face* Oops, where'd you go??

11. *after working out* Your face is SO red!

12. *wears white* Look! You're all one color!

13. You need to get some sun.

14. Aren't you excited for summer?

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7. Knowing that there's always that one professor during juries:

8. The oh-so-attractive band/choir uniforms:

9. Realizing that a college campus is maybe not the best atmosphere to finish your latest composition:

10. Hearing "Oh, you sing opera? I LOVE Phantom of the Opera!" for the hundredth time:

11. When people think finals week is a breeze for you.

12. When you're drowning in the stress that comes with 18+ credits (and not to mention all those 0 credit classes) and people ask you how you are:

13. When it all comes down to it, though, you know that at the end of the day, music is your passion:

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6. holds arm against your arm Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. holds pale arm against another pale arm Aw, at least you're darker than her!

10. adjusts selfie lighting to their face Oops, where'd you go??

11. after working out Your face is SO red!

12. wears white Look! You're all one color!