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50 Tips On How To Get The Girl

Yeah... you guys could definitely use some help with this.

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50 Tips On How To Get The Girl
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In times like these, where "talking" and friends-with-benefits relationships hold popularity amongst those in the dating population, many women feel that guys have become confused as to what women want from them, and what they expect. So, guys, here are a few tips...

1. Ask us out on a date

2. Do not ask us to "hang" at your place

3. We know you're just trying to get laid

4. We're not dumb

5. Show up at our door with flowers

6. Or Taco Bell

7. Do not wear cargo shorts every day

8. If you're wearing a long sleeved shirt, roll the sleeves up

9. We love that shit

10. Play with our hair

11. Gently, we spent time making it look this cute

12. DO NOT RUSH US TO GET READY

13. SERIOUSLY, UNLESS YOU HAVE A DEATHWISH

14. Open the door for us

15. Yes, we know you're looking at our butts

16. Yes, we're okay with it

17. Defend us and protect us

18. Tell us if you're busy

19. DO NOT JUST LEAVE US ON READ

20. AGAIN, DO YOU HAVE A DEATHWISH?

21. Girls like beards

22. And muscles, and tattoos

23. And casual, but classy outfits

24. And baseball caps

25. That we can steal from you

26. Along with your hoodies

27. Be a gentleman and show us you have manners

28. Respect your mother

29. Smell nice AKA never wear Axe

30. Cut your nails

31. Pull up your pants

32. Be able to hold a conversation

33. Never send the dreaded "Wyd?" text

34. Tell us we're pretty

35. Text us back within a reasonable time frame

36. Ask us more than just "what's up?"

37. Get to know us

38. Do not try to hook up with our friends

39. Again...deathwish

40. Dental hygiene is super important

41. Also, take care of that B.O.

42. Make plans for us

43. Nice hair is key

44. Don't try to lie to us

45. Seriously, we're like the FBI

46. We will find out your secrets

47. Be honest and loyal

48. Be kind

49. BE ON TIME

50. And be yourself

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