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50 Thoughts You Have When You're About To Graduate College

Why do I have to adult?

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50 Thoughts You Have When You're About To Graduate College
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1. Wait, how many days are left?

2. How many hours until graduation?

3. Please hire me.

4. Why do I need 2+ years of experience for an entry-level job?

5. Please let me pass this class.

6. Who knows, I could still flunk out.

7. Shit, who's calling me?

8. Is it someone who wants to hire me?

9. Why won't you hire me?

10. AHHHH *Internal screams*

11. If I lay here. If I just lay here, will I still pass all my classes?

12. Do I have to take finals?

13. I have to take finals.

14. Do I really need to get a job?

15. AHHHH *External screams*

16. I don't want to live in my parents' basement.

17. Why am I like this?

18. Is it too late to drop out?

19. I totally should open up a strip club.

20. I could be the owner of a strip club.

21. I took a business class once.

22. Is it too late to change my major?

23. It's too late to change my major.

24. I wonder if I could add a minor?

25. It's too late to make any changes.

26. Why do I have to adult?

27. I don't want to adult.

28. I've done taxes before.

29. I've had a job.

30. Those are adult things, right?

31. I just need a big girl job now.

32. I'm an adult.

33. I do adult things.

34. Why do I feel like the least adult person ever?

35. Do I have to pass this class to graduate?

36. Why did I decide to take this class?

37. My last semester would have been so much easier without this.

38. Please don't keep me from graduating.

39. I can't do this!

40. I'm not an adult!

41. I should still be in high school.

42. How long ago was high school?

43. How did I get this far?

44. I'm actually pretty smart!

45. I've done pretty good so far!

46. I'll be fine.

47. I can do this.

48. I can do this.

49. I can do this.

50. Here I go.

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