Traveling home is always an exciting adventure, but before you get to see your loved ones again, a lot of stress, planning, and coordination goes into actually making the journey. Here are 50 thoughts you have while traveling home for the holidays.
- OK, I left myself plenty of time to get ready this morning.
- Crap, I’m going to be late.
- But there’s always time for hot chocolate.
- Everything’s so peaceful at eight in the morning.
- And cold.
- Well, at least I’m getting decent exercise walking to the station.
- Brilliant idea to get a suitcase with no wheels. Well done, you.
- I think my arms are going to be permanently stretched out.
- Also, I can’t feel my fingers.
- Did I forget anything?
- Too late now.
- What’s that she’s saying?
My train’s been delayed half an hour? - At least I don’t have to listen to anyone complaining.
- Except for the people next to me in the station.
- One of whom just farted.
- Hey, it’s so easy to find a single seat on this train!
- Not sure if I should be pleased or insulted that no one’s chosen to sit next to me.
Hopefully, no one will see that I’m eating straight up candy as breakfast.- Oh, I have an article due today.
- The WiFi on this train sucks. I’ll do it later.
- There should be some kind of award for being able to fall asleep literally anywhere.
- It’s boring having to sit here for four hours.
- Is taking the train really better than driving?
- You don’t have a car, you idiot.
- I wish I could walk.
- How long would it take to walk from Williamsburg to my house?
- 84 hours. Never mind.
- I think I’ve played this virtual card game more than is humanly possible.
- TAKE THAT, YOU MINDLESS BOTS!
- I’m sure I’ll have time to sleep a bit more in between stops.
- What if I miss my stop?
- Is this my stop?
- Yay, it’s my stop!
- … And now to wait an hour at the station to get on another train.
- My train’s not even up on the board yet.
- This bread and soup
are one of the most amazing things I have ever tasted. - I wonder what those people are talking about over there.
- Oh, they’re arguing.
- Whoa, that guy has a lot of piercings.
- And pink curly hair.
- And a leopard print coat.
- I wonder if he knows I’m going to write about him.
- Back to sitting on a train.
- And playing this goddamn card game.
- The "Braveheart" soundtrack is EPIC.
- I wonder if the lady next to me knows I’m listening in on her phone conversation?
- She’s probably returning the favor by sneaking glances at my Facebook feed.
- Hey, it’s my stop.
- Hey, that’s my mom!
- Goodbye, train. Until next month.
Happy holidays and safe travels!