Every girl who's ever painted her nails can relate.
- Alright I need to pick a color
- Shit, I never took my old nail polish off
- Where’s the cotton balls
- Oh well I’ll just use a paper towel
- Damn this isn’t coming off, how many layers did I paint on?!!?
- Whatever, this is good enough I am covering them with a different color anyways
- Ok time to file these babies down
- Do I want them pointy - that’s the trend right?
- Or is it round shaped?
- Or maybe square?
- Shit, lemme google it
- A long round point it is!
- Welp my nails barely extend past my finger
- Soo we’re going with a smooth short curve shape..
- Ugh my ring finger nail is so long and beautiful
- Do I file it down to match the rest of my ugly, stubby nails?
- I guess so
- Goodbye one beautiful nail *sighs*
- Finally time to paint!
- Should I use base coat?
- Oh screw it, I don’t have time for that sh*t
- I want a fun summer color
- Nothing too flashy
- But something that says I’m classy, fun, and goes with every outfit
- Hmmm
- All I wear is black, so should I paint them black?
- No, black is too depressing for the summer
- Let’s go with pale pink
- You can’t go wrong with this color - it’s so basic
- Ok, I’m a righty so lemme paint my left hand first cause it’s easy
- One coat done
- *Blows on nails for 5 seconds*
- Ok it’s probably dry, next coat!
- F**k
- It was too soon
- Whatever I’ll make it work
- Okay left hand done
- Now how the hell do I paint my right hand
- “MOM ARE YOU HOME?? MA??” *no answer*
- Well I guess I’m doing this myself
- How hard can it be
- Here we go
- Wow am I incapable?
- I got more polish on my finger than my actual nail
- Oh well, hopefully no one notices
- Top coat will make everything look better
- *Globs on thick layer of top coat*
- They look great, gotta send a snapchat to everyone
- DONE AND DONE
- Wait I have to pee… damnit