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50 Thoughts Every Brand New Adult Has

We're fresh out of school, we're young, we're naive, and we have no clue how to adult... Don't deny it.

Logan Lanier

Feb 08, 2016

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I'm young, you're young, we just finished college or we got kicked out into this cold and cruel world known as "Adulthood." I mean, c'mon... It sucks. There's all of this hate-mail you get demanding money, NOBODY smiles at you anymore, and there's always an alarm clock going off somewhere so you can wake up and go to work. What is this nonsense?

Anyways, here's 50 thoughts New Adults have literally every day! (Aka Me. Seriously. This is basically about me, and what my mind thinks about this CRAP!) Also, Liz Lemon is basically my twin, so like... As told by Liz Lemon... or whatever.

1. What do you mean, "insufficient funds"?

2. How long will Wells Fargo let me keep my Student Account?

3. Why does NOBODY offer Student Discounts around here?!

4. Ugh, I'm not feeling good.

5. Oh shit... What if I get sick?

6. What if it's something serious?

7. Will my insurance cover this?

8. Do I even still HAVE insurance?!

9. Mom will know...

10. What do you MEAN, "insufficient funds"?!

11. How am I even supposed to cook this?

12. Is the utility bill technically late after the due date... or the cut-off date?

13. Wow, it's really dark in here.

14. WOW, that late fee was just uncalled for.

15. Crap! The Netflix free-trial expired!

16. I should really go grocery shopping.

17. How do I even grocery shop?

18. Oooooh, okay, yeah, this is complicated. Can't I just microwave it?

19. ... Mom will know.

20. I'm very positive I haven't mopped this floor since I moved in?

21. Does Papa Johns have a member-loyalty program?

22. WOOOOOOO PAYDAYYYYYYYYY

23. Dammit...

24. Oooooo, TJMaxx has new seasonal items!!!

25. DAMMIT!

26. Gas light... That means I got about 20 miles.

27. "Heeeeeey mom... Yeah, I'm gonna need a favour... "

28. Okay, but like... I seriously need to mop that floor.

29. I don't think my car should smoke like that?

30. Mom's GOT to know...

31. Student Discount?!

32. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "insufficient funds"?!

33. Three months... Wells Fargo let me keep my account for 3 months. Great.

34. What is an "over draft" fee and why is it so damn expensive?!

35. "MOM... what does this mean?!"

36. I need a better job, I never have money!

37. Ooooo look a sale!

38. ... DAMMITTTTT!

39. Okay, I'm buying a damn Swiffer and mopping that floor!

40. ... What am I supposed to do with all of these w-2s?

41. "Yeah, is mom there?"

42. Why won't my lights come o... #$%^@&

43: Dammit, I'm running out of emails for Netflix.

44: How does this floor keep getting so dirty?!

45: "What, no I haven't been sneaking over while you're at work to do laundry!!!"

46: That reminds me, I need to sneak over to mom's and do laundry.

47: I wonder if that Chinese place has a Groupon?

48. I bet I could talk mom out of a few real-people groceries.

49. Oh thank the sweet baby Jesus, pay day!

50. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IN SUFFICIENT FUNDS

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What about those of us who don't do it all in four years?

1. You feel like an elder.

2. You may feel lonely.

3. Senioritis is more real than ever.

4. You may feel a little down sometimes.

5. Fear of missing out won't be as real.

6. You are a college pro.

7. You'll have more free time.

8. You're happy you're still in school.

9. You feel like a guru.

10. You continue to grow.

"I don't want to do things. I want to do not things."

1. When your advisor tells you that you should declare a major soon.

2. Seeing the lost and confused freshmen and remembering that was you a short year ago, and now being grateful you know the ins and outs of the campus.

3. Going to the involvement fair to sign up for more clubs knowing that you are already too involved.

4. When you actually do the reading required for the first class.

5. Seeing your friends for the first time since last semester.

6. When you're already drowning in homework during syllabus week.

7. Realizing you don't have the same excitement for classes as you did as a freshman.

8. Going home and seeing people from high school gets weirder the older you get.

9. You've already established your de-stress routine.

10. Wondering where all the new freshman came from.

11. But ultimately being glad that you have a lot more knowledge than you did a year ago.

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No one cares if you wear pajamas to class

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Curfew? Never heard of her.

Everything said in class is most likely posted online

Sundays are now for hangovers and homework

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High school parties are nothing compared to college

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Moms are super heroes dressed in yesterday's clothing and they deserve an award for that.

1. For all of the endless hugs and kisses you always seem to smother me in.

2. For teaching me how to cuddle and being the best cuddle buddy still to this day.

3. For teaching me some of the best "mom dance moves"

4. For pushing through all of the sleepless nights and still being super mom.

5. For not killing me every time you found me cutting my own bangs.

6. For showing me all the classics and helping me develop a good taste in movies.

7. And for watching the ridiculous reality TV shows with me because no one else will.

8. For helping me with all of that awful homework that even you couldn't understand.

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10. For setting my curfew at a reasonable hour to ensure I didn't get into any mischief. (I was still able to accomplish a little mayhem though)

11. For spoiling me as a little girl but making me do chores as I got older. I now understand the point of having a clean house.

12. For being the best host to all of the weird friends I would bring over.

13. And for standing up for me when those weird friends stabbed me in the back.

14. For listening when I needed to vent and always giving the best advice possible.

15. For being the absolute best cook. No arguments there.

16. For answering every single phone call and the millions of questions that I always have.

17. For letting me form my own identity and encouraging me along the way.

18. For going on shopping dates with me and always telling me your honest opinion.

19. For rolling the windows down and singing along to the music with me.

20. And for being the best mom possible. I love you!

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