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50 Thoughts You Have Your Junior Year Of College

As told by a junior in college

Mackenzi Springer

Aug 23, 2016

St John Fisher College

50 Thoughts You Have Your Junior Year Of College

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My thought process when I realized my junior year of college starts in about two weeks... You might feel the same way.

1. Wow. Junior year of college.

2. How did these last two years fly by so fast?

3. Omg, there's only two years left.

4. That means I'm halfway done.

5. That means I'm two years away from being a real adult.

6. That means only four more semesters.

7. Only two years of being a broke college kid.

8. Only two years left of using the excuse that I'm a broke college kid.

9. Two years until my money goes to things besides alcohol.

10. And food.

11. And books that I will never even open.

12. Two years until I earn a real paycheck that I can spend on something an adult would buy.

13. Do adults buy blenders?

14. Maybe I can spend it on a waffle maker.

15. Now I want waffles.

16. Wait, will my mom stop making me waffles when I graduate college?

17. In only two more years...

18. Why can't I wrap my head around this?

19. I swear I was a junior in high school three days ago.

20. I literally just walked across the stage for high school graduation yesterday.

21. And moved into my freshman dorm room five minutes ago.

22. Where did the time go?

23. I'm praying these next two years go by slowly.

24. Can you even imagine being a real person?

25. Because I can't.

26. Like no.

27. Just, no.

28. Working 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday through Friday...

29. IN ONLY TWO YEARS.

30. What is happening?

31. Someone get me a drink... or six.

32. I bet adults don't go to bars on weekdays like college kids do.

33. I also don't think adults have crazy pregame parties like college kids do.

34. Man, am I going to miss that.

35. OK, see ya gotta go cry now.

36. Only two years left.

37. Help.

38. What will I do when I don't live with my best friends anymore?

39. I can't raid their closets when I have nothing to wear.

40. Who will tell me if my outfit is cute enough to go out in?

41. I can't be trusted to do that on my own.

42. Half way done with college. Wow.

43. I'm scared to be an adult.

44. How do I do that?

45. Adults wear pants don't they?

46. And bras.

47. Screw that.

48. I don't want to grow up.

49. I want to be in college forever.

50. Well... only two years left.

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1. People asking if you're mad at them.

2. Those people who hand out flyers don't always try to stop you.

3. Creepy guys telling you to smile.

4. "I thought you were a bitch when I first met you."

5. People telling you you'd be "so much prettier if you smiled."

6. Doing your makeup and looking great, which somehow intensifies the bitch face.

7. Regularly explaining "it's just my face."

We all go through certain stages when we have a crush, Tina just explains it better.

That moment that someone you never looked twice at suddenly makes you do a double take out of no where.

But you can't have a crush, that's outrageous. It's all in your head.

Because you don't have a crush, there's no reason to tell anyone about anything. Right?

But then they do something irresistible and you start to lose it.

Now accepting the fact you have a crush, you have to keep it under control.

Then there's the part where you tell your friends who will claim they called it.

They'll be excited and cheer you on. That's until they realize that your crush is all you'll be talking about.

Your obsession has become so bad, that your Facebook stalking is getting out of control.

But your friends will try and help move things along any way they can. That doesn't mean it will be any helpful though.

As time goes on, you start having fantasies about the two of you and it's starting to scare you a little.

You can't focus on anything because all your attention is on them and everything they do.

Anybody who comes near your crush is now an enemy, and you are willing to fight for your crush.

When you see them, you act like an idiot. Trying to hide your feelings may not be as discrete as you think.

Keeping your feelings inside will start to be harder and harder until you can't keep it inside anymore.

Who knows, maybe it will work out? Take a chance.

Everybody hurts sometimes.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

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6. When you're the brunt of a joke.

7. When you're too broke for food.

8. When your judgment could be better.

9. When you're not great at socializing.

10. When honesty is the best policy.

11. When you accept your flaws.

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