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50 Thoughts Every College Student Has

But actually, sleep is the real MVP

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50 Thoughts Every College Student Has
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1. OMG FRIENDS!

2. Wow my room is so tiny.

3. I WAY overpacked.

4....but I forgot all my socks.

5. Pinterest makes decorating seem way easier than it really is.

6. Wait, I have to go to class?

7. SO. MUCH. HOMEWORK.

8. Naps rock.

9. Wow, I really need a planner.

10. Cool, I don't have to cook for myself! (see 17)

11. How fast can I get out of my lofted bed to turn off my alarm clock without literally plummetting 6 feet to the ground?

12. I bet if I just sleep in my jeans, I could get up at 7:45 for my 8:00am.

13. I literally cannot get sheets on this lofted bed.

14. Community bathrooms...

15. Velcro shower towels are a blessing.

16. How did my desk get this messy this fast?

17...hmm I wish I could just cook for myself.

18. But how do I have so many dirty dishes when all I eat is toast?

19. Living with 21 other girls is really fun!

20. Wow my time management skills suck.

21. *Realizing the weather is really, really nice at 8pm after spending all day doing homework in the basement and not seeing the light of day.*

22. How many trips to Target is too many?

23. Why am I allowed to spend my flex dollars on those giant cookies? WAY too dangerous.

24. Does no one know how to remove the lint from the dryers??

25. No, I don't want to go to that event tonight....wait, there's FREE food? I'm totally there.

26. I miss my fam. And my friends at home.

27. ...When was the last time I worked out?

28. Why is there no fruit around here?

29. Ohmygosh I forgot about that assignment that's due in literally 20 minutes.

30. *Understanding happiness when my feet don't hang off the edge of my Twin XL Dorm bed*

31. Wow I love my roommate.

32. Blue tape is literally pointless.

33. Will I ever get the WIFI to work?

34. But actually, sleep is the real MVP.

35. Wow, I shed a LOT.

36. "What's your name again?"

37. I'm literally tired all the time. I wonder if I could have mono....?

38. My hamper is always full.

39. Popcorn counts as a meal, right?

40. Crap, I slept through class (again).

41. How early is too early to start my Christmas countdown?

42. Will people notice if I wear these jeans 4 days in a row?

43. LOL what is free time?

44. Also, what the heck are passions and why does everyone keep asking me what mine are?

45. Time is literally flying by.

46. It's 1am we should go to Perkins!!!!!!!!!!!!

47. *Remembering in the morning that I always regret Perkins*

48. I'm supposed to read how many pages tonight?

49. I have so many school shirts I'll probably never have to buy another shirt in my life.

50. Wow, college is fun.







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