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50 Thoughts you Have on an Airplane

Some of us aren't lucky enough for first class or a private jet.

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50 Thoughts you Have on an Airplane

Flying is arguably the fastest way to get from Point A to Point B. Sometimes the convenience of getting to your destination faster comes with a price. Whether you're a seasoned flyer or a newbie, at least one of these thoughts have run through your mind while going through the airport or sitting on the plane.

1. I really hope this carry-on fits because I don't have $100 to check it.

2. Why don't people know how to go through security?

3. Yes you have to take off your shoes; the nice TSA man said it 10 times already.

4. What zone am I?

5. Three. Of course.

6. Your bag clearly doesn't fit in the overhead compartment, sir.

7. I seriously don't fit in this tiny seat.

8. Why is this person sitting so close to me?

9. I could recite this safety presentation in my sleep.

10. Maybe I should be a flight attendant?

11. LOL JK

12. Why is it so hot in here?

13. Perfect. A child.

14. WHERE ARE MY HEADPHONES?

15. No, this can't be happening.

16. Got 'em. False alarm.

17. I wish I had a window seat so I wouldn't have to creepily stare at the back of this man's head.

18. Are they coming around with drinks yet?

19. *checks phone* How has it only been 25 minutes?!

20. I wonder if anyone has ever used a puke bag.

21. Are we there yet?

22. Now it's cold.

23. No sir, I don't really wanna talk about why I am going to the place we're heading.

24. Maybe if I pretend I'm sleeping, he'll stop talking to me.

25. How am I supposed to sleep sitting upright?

26. I hear crying in the distance.

27. *turns music all the way up*

28. Someone did not just kick my seat.

29. NO.

30. Is there a drinking age in the air?

31. There shouldn't be if there is..

32. Why did she put the window shade down?

33. Can I report this kid kicking my seat?

34. I really have to pee.

35. Not using that bathroom, so I guess I'm waiting another 2 hours.

36. I should probably be reading or doing homework.

37. Oh the kids in front of me are playing Life on their iPad; is it creepy if I ask to join?

38. I wonder if the people in the exit rows will actually assist or do they want the extra leg room?

39. The seatbelt sign is on. Can you not read?

40. Great, now you upset the flight attendant.

41. I hope my mom has food waiting for me.

42. I am so hungry.

43. $5 for a tiny bag of pretzels?! UGH.

44. Preparing for landing?! YASSSSSSSSS

45. I wonder if someone's bag ever fell on their head.

46. Why are people clapping??

47. You're going to be waiting a while; might as well sit back down.

48. Each row alternates getting off! No cutting!

49. It's hot again.

50. Get me off this plane.

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