The Bachelorette is officially back on, and I can already feel my full blown obsession beginning. JoJo Fletcher may have gotten her heart broken by Ben Higgins, but it didn't diminish her hope for finding the love of her life. Like every other season, and honestly most reality TV shows, the cast is anything but ordinary. During the premiere, we met Santa, a guy wearing a kilt, drunk Daniel and other classic get-too-drunk-on-the-first-night fellas, and an insanely attractive football player. Here are some thoughts you probably had watching this season's premiere:
1. Okay JoJo is perfect. You go girl
2. Okay, Aaron Rodgers brother? Wow, he is smokin' #teamJordan
3. Holy sh**, Alex you are one fine man. And you drive a motorcycle. If you don't marry JoJo, marry me?
4. Alex has a twin. #blessup
5. Bachelor Superfan?? Oh no no no.
6. Evan the Erectile Dysfunction Specialist. Oh, okay.
7. Ali, it's official: I love you.
8. Christian wakes up at 3:30 to go to the gym? Eh, not sure if I like him.
9. Christian is motivated, lives with his brothers, and is so sweet. Oh my gosh, I actually love him.
10. Okay Luke, you're a cutie. Save a horse, ride a cowboy? ;)
11. BRING ON THE MEN
12. Wow, JoJo looks flawless in her dress.
13. Of course Jordan is the first one out of the limo. I'm so rooting for you Jordan.
14. Robby brought her a bottle of wine and chugged it out of the bottle with her, that’d be love at first sight for me and every other college girl I know. He’s a keeper.
15. Since when is Canadian an occupation?
16. Aw, the guy with the guitar is precious. Atta boy James, what a charming southern gentleman.
17. Why the kilt? "Half Scottish below the waist?" Please get back in the limo.
18. Santa? Why can't I decide if I love it or hate it?
19. "I give you permission to squeeze my balls" PLEASE GET BACK IN THE LIMO.
20. Now hipster is an occupation?
21. Chad I liked you until you opened your mouth, please stop talking.
22. Aw, Wells brought an acapella group. He's a cutie.
23. Christian rides in on a motorcycle? *insert heart eyes here*
24. Luke and the unicorn Coconut win best entrance for sure.
25. Oh wow Alex is hot and grabs JoJo first.
26. Oh wait now he's doing push-ups with her on his back.![]()
27. I'm willing to bet that a kiss was the fortune regardless of the number she chose.
28. Wow, that kiss with Will was painfully awkward. Like more awkward than my first kiss in middle school.
29. But that kiss with Jordan, all the feels.
30. Chad please stop, I hate you.
31. JoJo hasn't seen the Damn Daniel vine? Aw, come on JoJo.
32. Daniel, stop drinking.
33. Daniel, why did you poke weirdo Evan's belly button?
34. Why is everyone making such a big deal out of a belly button poke though?
35. Damn Daniel, put your clothes back on.
36. "Daniel is white Canadian wasted" LOL
37. And Daniel jumps in the pool. Damn Daniel.
38. Jojo, please don't give him a rose.
39. Why are all these guys getting so drunk?
40. Now they're walking into her interview room. Please please please don't give them a rose JoJo.
41. And Ali restores hope by beautifully playing Beethoven on the piano.
