Winter break is such an enjoyable time. Relaxing, eating, sleeping -- nothing gets better than that. But going back to school means going back to working, stressing and thinking. Since I really don't want break to end, these are a few of the things I would rather do than go back to school.
1. Eat dog food for the rest of my life.
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2. Smell like asparagus.
3. Wear the same pair of socks everyday.
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4. Read books backwards.
5. Only breathe through my mouth.
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6. Never cut my fingernails.
7. Jump on one leg for three miles.
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8. Wash my hair with fish eggs.
9. Have forty three frogs as pets.
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10. Keep a raccoon in my car.
11. Only take math classes.
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12. Only watch silent movies.
13. Leap frog to class.
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14. Dye my hair blue with orange highlights.
15. Only wear pink and brown camo.
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16. Never get my eyebrows waxed again.
17. Own a cat.
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18. Wear a snake as a necklace.
19. Only eat with a butter knife.
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20. Only drink room temperature milk.
21. Eat coffee grounds.
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22. Not be able to see the color purple.
23. Meet Kylie Jenner.
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24. Not know how to spell my name.
25. Only speak in malapropisms.
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26. Not know the difference between "your" and "you're."
27. Wear a clown wig everyday.
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28. Greet everyone with, "Hello sunshine, looking good."
29. Only eat pistachio ice cream ever again.
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30. Grow chest hair.
31. Have braces again.
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32. Repeat 2016.
33. Not remember a single "Parks and Rec" episode.
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34. Eat frozen broccoli dipped in peanut butter.
35. Only own WWE Raw fanfare.
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36. Only have 2 toes (1 on each foot).
37. Throw up on national TV.
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38. Refer to myself in the third person for the rest of my life.
39. Eat bananas without taking off the peel.
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40. Never drink coffee again.
41. Never eat mayonnaise again.
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42. Carry a marble in my belly button for 3 months.
43. Star on Disney Channel's "Dog with a Blog."
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44. Have a tail.
45. Listen to Iggy Azalea.
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46. Run in Crocs.
47. Just run.
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48. Drink an entire bottle of Pepto-Bismol.
49. Get a lip tattoo.
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50. Always have sand in my pants.
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