I'm sure I'm not the first person to write an article like this and I most definitely won't be the last. There are thousands of things I would rather do than elect a criminal as president, but I skimmed it down to a short 50 things.
1. Throw my cell phone into the ocean.
2. Snap my laptop in half.
3. Shave the hair off my head.
4. Live in an underground tunnel.
5. Delete my Netflix account.
6. Let everyone read my old diaries/Facebook statuses.
7. Pierce my nipples.
8. Break every bone in my body.
9. Never shop again.
10. Never eat steak again.
11. Never shave my legs again.
12. Drink orange juice after brushing my teeth... every day.
13. Try every type of food put in front of me.
14. Have braces permanently.
15. Eat rocks.
16. Drink Coke products instead of Pepsi products.
17. Eat brussel sprouts for dinner every night.
18. Flunk school.
19. Show up late to everything.
20. Rip my fingernails off with pliers.
21. Eat my steak well done for the rest of my life.
22. Streak through an NFL Stadium.
23. Only own cats.
24. Stick my head in a alligator's mouth.
25. Eat my own vomit.
26. Lick a frozen lamp post.
27. Only be able to use public restrooms.
28. Delete all my forms of social media.
29. Drink bleach.
30. Experience George O'Malley's death every day.
31. Have a cracked iPhone for the rest of my life.
32. Live in North Korea.
33. Never have pumpkin flavored/scented anything for the rest of my life.
34. Never drink wine again.
35. Live in a constant snow storm every day.
36. Accidentally like an ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend's picture.
37. Listen to Kanye on repeat (Kill me before this happens too)
38. Get stuck in a small place with the Kardashian's.
39. Walk on Lego's every day.
40. Wear the same outfit every day (underwear included).
41. Give up bread.
42. Never have clean sheets again.
43. Have sandpaper has toilet paper.
44. Spend every minute of every day with the most annoying person in your life.
45. Never be able to listen to music again.
46. Eat lunch with Hitler.
47. Have to crawl everywhere.
48. Only being able to wear a bikini in the winter.
49. Never being allowed to have no garlic on my Olive Garden breadsticks.
50. Vote for Donald Trump! Make America Great Again!
