When the final two candidates for the next election period were announced, my reaction was something along the lines of “Well… there is no way on God’s green Earth that I am voting for Hillary.” I would've had the same reaction if Bernie was the Democratic candidate. A millennial not voting for Bernie? I know, I know. How about we just move on. Fortunately, we live in a country where we are blessed enough to chose who we want to vote for; however, I decided that if Hillary was the only candidate that I could vote for, these are the things that I would rather do in place of giving her a vote.
- Not vote.
- Step on Legos.
- Watch grass grow.
- Tattoo the whites of my eyes.
- Brush my teeth with toilet water.
- Eat a brick.
- Re-watch "Gone with the Wind."
- Give up cheese.
- Lick the floor of a gas station.
- Shave my eyebrows.
- Watch paint dry.
- Read the Huffington Post every morning.
- Walk on broken glass.
- Superglue my lips together
- Be handcuffed for the rest of my life.
- Go to the dentist.
- Brush my teeth and then drink orange juice every day for the rest of my life.
- Go to Wal-Mart on Black Friday.
- Go to Target on Black Friday.
- Go back to high school.
- Delete all of my social media.
- Give up my iPhone and MacBook for the rest of my life.
- Re-elect Obama.
- Major in Art History.
- Get a stranger’s face tattooed on my forehead.
- Use sandpaper as toilet paper.
- Jump out of an airplane with no parachute.
- Walk on a bed of nails.
- Stick my hand in a jar full of spiders.
- Shave my head.
- Slam my finger in a door.
- Pull out my eyelashes with tweezers.
- Pour salt into an open wound.
- Get a perm.
- Light myself on fire.
- Give up Wi-Fi.
- Marry a complete stranger.
- Stand in line at the DMV.
- Shoot myself in the foot.
- Never be able to pet a dog again.
- Be forced to chew with my mouth open.
- Go to a boot camp ran by a Navy Seal.
- Drink spoiled milk.
- Poke my eye with a mascara wand every time I applied mascara.
- Use Bing instead of Google.
- Drink tap water from California.
- Have to take public transportation everywhere I go.
- Write in any other criminal.
- Delete all of my most important emails.
- Vote for Trump.
Sure, some of these options are pretty out there, but what it comes down to is I don’t want to give my vote to someone who should be considered a criminal. I am not saying that Trump is someone I want to vote for, but he is sure better than Hillary in my mind.
Last thing: If you don’t vote, you don’t have the right to complain because you did nothing to try and change the outcome of the election. Even voting for a third party candidate is still better than not voting at all.
