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50 Things I Would Rather Do Than Lose To Clemson

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50 Things I Would Rather Do Than Lose To Clemson
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1. Get dunked on by Lebron.

2. Give convicts sponge baths.

3. Eat a stranger’s booger.

4. Let a toddler cut my hair.

5. Listen to the "Frozen" soundtrack on repeat for 21 days.

6. Squat Dwayne Johnson.

7. Fly to Mars with 10 2-year-olds.

8. Be trapped on the "It’s a Small World" ride at Disneyland for 24 hours.

9. Go to Olive Garden only to discover they no longer offer unlimited salad and breadsticks.

10. Develop a sudden allergy to pizza.

11. Get a tetanus shot in the armpit.

12. Watch a knitting video for 12 hours.

13. Super-glue a gerbil to my forehead.

14. Take a boat ride across the Atlantic ocean by myself.

15. Chug a gallon of spoiled milk.

16. Cancel my Netflix subscription.

17. Clean a frat house bathroom.

18. Invest my life savings in Blockbuster stocks.

19. Start every conversation for the rest of my life with the phrase, “I’m wearing a diaper.”

20. Only text guys that ask to play 20 questions.

21. Go to class naked.

22. Wear jeans every day for the rest of my life.

23. Go on a first date to White Castle.

24. Have to go back to the end of the line at the DMV.

25. Get a paper cut on my tongue.

26. Have a 6 a.m. math class.

27. Go on a road trip in a Prius with an ex and their new girlfriend/boyfriend.

28. Have my stomach growl during an entire exam.

29. Wear purple and orange in my wedding.

30. Set Chatroulette as my home page.

31. Narrate "Fifty Shades of Gray."

32. Be a groupie for Pitbull.

33. Wear a Teletubbies costume to work.

34. Take care of a "Nintendo Pets" pet during finals week.

35. Get in a wreck with a lawyer.

36. Step on Legos barefoot.

37. Have a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth for the rest of my life.

38. Forget to cancel my amazon prime membership.

39. Paint my cat's toenails.

40. Give every telemarketer that calls me my credit card number.

41. Edit the "Terms and Conditions" for every iOS update.

42. Write a 15-page essay on doorknobs.

43. Eat mayonnaise for a year straight.

44. Have wet nails for the rest of my life.

45. Get banned from Moe's.

46. Have my only means of communication through AOL messenger.

47. Teach every grandparent in South Carolina how to use an iPhone.

48. Binge-watch all the episodes of the "Annoying Orange."

49. Buy every textbook for every class of college.

50. Drop out of USC.

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