I am an over emotional person and I know that I'm not alone. Where are my criers at?! I see you. I see you there in the back, with the handkerchief, sobbing. Do people still use handkerchiefs for crying? Or is that just a classic movie thing? I just let my tears absorb into my mascara and run down my face. Anyway, here is a list of things that make me cry because that is super useful for everyone. You're welcome.

1. Corgis

2. Dachshunds

3. Labrador Retrievers

4. Cocker Spaniels

5. English Bulldogs

6. French Bulldogs

7. Golden Retrievers

8. All dogs and puppies...yes, I could have made that point earlier. This is my article, though. Idgaf.

9. Donald Trump

10. Hillary Clinton

11. Cops the television show has made me cry on more than one occasion.

12. All Disney movies

13. Elephants

14. Wombats

15. Mean people

16. Alcohol

17. Bradgelina breaking up

18. The state of the world

19. Hallmark movies

20. Unlikely animal friends

21. Pandas

22. A good meal after a long day

23. Soldier coming home videos

24. Old couples

25. Old people eating alone

26. Onions

27. Sunsets

28. Sunrises

29. Laughing really hard

30. Remembering that Robin Williams is gone

31. Waking up from an unexpected nap

32. Sad Papaw

33. The versatility of potatoes...so many options

34. Deciding where to eat

35. Someone eating the leftovers that I was looking forward to having

36. Dropping a slice of pizza on the ground

37. Finishing all the seasons of Friends for the 12th time

38. Hunger

39. Something that has slightly inconvenienced me

40. Otters holding hands

41. Group projects

42. When my computer unexpectedly shuts down

43. The fact that dogs die. I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

44. Leaving a pet alone

45. When someone's pet does not love me

46. When I even have just a slight cold

47. Unexpected hand holds

48. Hugs

49. Teacup pigs

50. When Donna and Eric broke up on That 70's Show

Cry those crocodile tears, my fellow friends that cry all of time. I am with you, always.