With cold weather comes all the sickness. As someone who's been dealing with more than her fair share of that lately, I can personally attest that these 50 things would, without a doubt, be a whole lot better than having yet another cold.
Having a hangover
Running a marathon
Jumping off of a bridge
Plunging into freezing water
Holding my breath for 10 minutes
Staying awake for three days straight
Having spiders crawl on me
Having snakes put on top of me
Being locked in a coffin
Having 15 years taken off my life
Farting really loudly in a lecture hall
Slipping in front of everyone on campus
Letting my cat scratch me
Waking up at 3 a.m. every morning
Doing 100 push-ups every minute
Writing a 20-page essay
Deleting all 3,000+ emails in my inbox right now
Never being able to use Instagram again
Never being able to use Snapchat again
Never being able to use Facebook again
Getting 20 tetanus shots
Being bit by a dog
Being bit by a raccoon
Having a cockroach crawl across my foot at a restaurant
Ripping my pants in public
Having my fly come down in public
Never being able to eat pizza ever again
Having a nightmare every night
Have someone record me sleep talking and post it every single time
Jumping off of a roof
Failing a final exam
Forgetting my own name
Never being able to have caffeine again
Never having coffee again
Never wearing leggings again
Only wearing bootcut jeans
Have the AC in my car break
Having the AC in my house break
Having the feeling of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth
Going to the dentist every day
Having a very talkative Uber driver every time
Having a stomach bug
Only ever eating salad for dinner
Never eating Chick-Fil-A again
Having an ingrown toenail
Sitting outside in single digit weather with wet hair
Never being able to use a bath bomb again
Having period cramps for twice as long
Never drinking a strawberry refresher from Starbucks ever again
Drinking Windex