With cold weather comes all the sickness. As someone who's been dealing with more than her fair share of that lately, I can personally attest that these 50 things would, without a doubt, be a whole lot better than having yet another cold.
Having a hangoverÂ
Running a marathonÂ
Jumping off of a bridgeÂ
Plunging into freezing waterÂ
Holding my breath for 10 minutes
Staying awake for three days straight
Having spiders crawl on me
Having snakes put on top of meÂ
Being locked in a coffin
 Having 15 years taken off my life
 Farting really loudly in a lecture hall
 Slipping in front of everyone on campus
 Letting my cat scratch meÂ
 Waking up at 3 a.m. every morning
 Doing 100 push-ups every minute
 Writing a 20-page essayÂ
 Deleting all 3,000+ emails in my inbox right now
 Never being able to use Instagram againÂ
 Never being able to use Snapchat again
 Never being able to use Facebook again
 Getting 20 tetanus shots
 Being bit by a dog
 Being bit by a raccoonÂ
 Having a cockroach crawl across my foot at a restaurant
 Ripping my pants in public
 Having my fly come down in public
 Never being able to eat pizza ever againÂ
 Having a nightmare every night
 Have someone record me sleep talking and post it every single time
 Jumping off of a roof
 Failing a final examÂ
 Forgetting my own name
 Never being able to have caffeine again
 Never having coffee again
 Never wearing leggings againÂ
 Only wearing bootcut jeans
 Have the AC in my car break
 Having the AC in my house break
 Having the feeling of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth
 Going to the dentist every day
 Having a very talkative Uber driver every time
 Having a stomach bug
 Only ever eating salad for dinner
 Never eating Chick-Fil-A againÂ
 Having an ingrown toenailÂ
 Sitting outside in single digit weather with wet hair
 Never being able to use a bath bomb again
 Having period cramps for twice as long
 Never drinking a strawberry refresher from Starbucks ever againÂ
 Drinking Windex