So here's the 4-1-1 for all you adult children who refuse to favor the toys of the 2000s. Nothing compares to what we grew up with it — like, as if. So grab a fizzy soda and your favorite dog head slippers, and sit back and relax, because these toys and treats are going to be all that and a bag of chips and bring you back to a time full of sugar, board games, and plastic.

1. Socker Boppers

2. Skip It

3. Toss and Catch

4. Moon Shoes

5. Bop It

6. Easy Bake Oven

7. Polly Pockets

8. Sit 'n Spin

9. Gameboy Color

10. Hungry Hungry Hippos

11. Lite Brite

12. Super Soakers

13. Tamagotchi

14. Laser Pointers

15. Power Wheels

16. Floam

17. Pogo Balls

18. Electric Scooter

19. Pogo Stick

20. Furbies

21. Tech Decks

22. Pokemon Cards

23. Water Ring Toss

24. Water Snakes

25. Slap Bracelets

26. Ouch Bubble Gum

27. Fishing Toy

28. Fur Real Friends

29. Check Out Toy

30. Fruit Strips Gum

31. Sweet Tart Lipstick

32. Candy Necklace

33. Baby Bottle Pop

34. Sour Spray

35. Nik-L-Nips

36. Bubble Jug

37. Paint Shop Candy

38. Pez

39. Fun Dip

40. Candy Buttons

41. Wonder Ball

42. Fruit Sugar Powder

43. Candy Cigarettes

44. Push Pops

45. Kissables

46. Squeeze Pops

47. Big League Chew

48. Gobstoppers

49. Chiclets

50. Razzles

Someone needs to make a time machine, and someone needs to make one fast. All the 2000s kids are about to go postal. Take a chill pill, because '90s kids do it best — we're bouncin'.