Finals week is upon us, and nobody knows the stress you're under better than your roommate. They see you at your worst and gather immense amounts of potential blackmail material during this stressful time. When you spend more time with them than anyone else during this time, they're bound to be one of the only people you talk to. Here are 35 things you say to your roommate during what you not-so-affecitonately refer to as "hell week" :

1. When are your finals?

2. I should start studying.

3. Want to get a drink?

4. The room is a mess.

5. I have too much to do to clean it.

6. I'm stressed.

7. Can I scream?

8. I'm hungry.

9. Should I eat healthy?

10. Or should I get Taco Bell?

11. I can't do this anymore.

12. Do you need a ride to your final?

13. We're out of coffee... SOS!

14. Who needs sleep?

15. Let's order Jimmy Johns to the library.

16. WHY ARE CUMULATIVE FINALS A THING?!

17. Where is my computer charger?

18. And is my phone charger?

19. My review is 20 pages long.

20. Can you drive me to the library?

21. I'm going to finish this episode of Netflix.

22. Okay, I'll start studying after the next episode.

23. Okay, I watched five more episodes.

24. Now I'll start studying.

25. I need to go on a run.

26. If I sit at this desk any longer I'll go crazy.

27. I'm already going crazy.

28. Can this week be over already?

29. *Laughs hysterically together because you have to do so much stuff in one week*

30. Who invented finals?

31. I hate doing this.

32. I haven't touched this book all semester.

33. We've been at the library for eight hours.

34. Can it be summer already?

35. Finals are over, let's celebrate!