I would rather an ape be President of the United States than Donald Trump, however, it seems our only choices may be Clinton or Trump. So here’s a list of 50 thing I would much rather do than vote for the one and only Donald Trump. Here's to hoping Bernie pulls through!

1. Throw my phone into a river
2. Have to live without Netflix
3. Be eaten by a lion
4. Delete my Twitter
5. Be eaten by 100 lions
6. Go on a diet
7. Get back together with my ex
8. Let Freddy Krueger sing me a lullaby
9. Never eat Taco Bell again
10. Work at Sonic for the rest of my life
11. Date my BFF
12. Join the KKK (Never mind they already endorse him)
13. Wear Crocs
14. Be straight
15. Clean the hair out of my shower drain (I could make him a better wig if I did this).
16. Never buy another lipstick
17. Have leggings never be invented
18. Walk a mile on Lego’s
19. Re-elect Bush
20. Let Martha have more ghost children
21. Get lice
22. Tear my ACL
23. Listen to Nickelback
24. Talk back to my mom
25. Have Shonda Rhimes write my life story
26. Drink bleach
27. Never wear a matching bra and panties
28. Kiss all of my relatives on the mouth
29. Only be allowed to wear boy shorts with skinny jeans
30. Clip Bilbo Baggins' toenails with my teeth
31. Live in the Ice Age
32. Only be allowed to watch Tom Cruise movies
33. Use a port-a-potty
34. Call the doctor myself
35. Stub my pinky toe on the corner of the table
36. Take chemistry again
37. Major in English
38. Sleep with pigs
39. Step in horse poop
40. Be Rick-Rolled every time I click a link
41. Pluck Voldemort's nose hairs
42. Be hit by a truck
43. Watch the "Minions" movie
44. Only be able to use my middle school email
45. Do my eyeliner perfectly on one side and always mess up the other eye
46. Have thin eyebrows
47. Get a Minion tattoo on my forehead
48. Anything
49. Make a list of things I’d rather do than vote for Trump
50. Vote for Hillary