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50 Things I Rather Do Than Wake Up For My 8am Class

I think that anyone would do anything to get out of there 8 a.m. class.

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50 Things I Rather Do Than Wake Up For My 8am Class
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It is a well-known fact that having an 8 a.m. class SUCKS. Unless you are one of those people who were given the gift to be a morning person, you are not of fan of waking up early to go sit in a class. This semester, I have 8 a.m's every morning and it's beginning to take a toll. So here are 50 things I rather do than wake up for class.

1. Shave my head.

2. Walk the entire east coast.

3. Listen to Ross Geller give a lecture about dinosaurs.

4. Cough up a lung.

5. Get lost in a corn maze.

6. Be allergic to grass.

7. Read every page of the Dictionary.

8. Jump in a pool of sharks.

9. Listen to Nickleback for the rest of my life.

10. Go to Michael Scott's dinner party.

11. Bathe in jello.

12. Drop glass on my foot.

13. Use vinegar for eye drops.

14. Be a Team 10 member.

15. Sleep in a cave.

16. Stick my head in a beehive.

17. Brush my teeth with rocks.

18. Only be connected to UofSC's wifi forever.

19. Donate my eye to Fetty Wap.

20. Only eat beats for the rest of my life.

21. Become a nun.

22. Shave off my eyebrows.

23. Eat a jar full of Wasabi.

24. Join a cult.

25. Clean a frat house bathroom.

26. Drink rubbing alcohol.

27. Throw my phone off a bridge.

28. Drink warm beer.

29. Get two root canals.

30. Swim with jellyfish.

31. Count the strains of grass.

32. Be Assistant to the Regional Manager.

33. Go vegan for a year.

34. Wear crocs on my wedding day.

35. Hit my ankle on a Razor scooter.

36. Go down a slip 'n slide without any water.

37. Eat dog food.

38. Get punched in the face by The Rock.

39. Paint my bedroom wall with a toothbrush.

40. Work at the sushi factory with Drake and Josh.

41. Drink a gallon of Four Loko.

42. Walk barefoot in Five Points.

43. Write an essay on the deeper meaning of Fergie’s iconic “Fergalicious”.

44. Never wash my sheets.

45. Get run over by a semi-truck.

46. Be a bandwagoning NBA fan.

47. Work at Seaworld.

48. Compete in the Triwizard Tournament.

49. Have my car stolen.

50. Sleep.

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