Its that time of year again....finals are this week and if you're like me, you've waited until 48 hours before to start studying. In a perfect world, we'd all be making flash cards, highlighting the shit out of our books, and staying up till the wee hours of the morning to cram more information into our already overstuffed brains. But, thats not always the case. Most of us are looking for excuses not to study.
Here are some ways to procrastinate studying for those finals.
- Clean your bedroom
- Rearrange your bedroom
- Watch a Christmas movie
- Rearrange it again, because you don’t like it
- Do some laundry
- Go for a walk
- Go for a run (if you’re like, athletic)
- Shop online
- Watch YouTube videos of puppies
- Cook a meal
- Or in my case, learn to cook
- Clean out your closet
- Cry about how unprepared you are
- Take a nap
- Wake up, fall asleep again
- Paint your nails
- Hate them, start over
- Learn a new instrument
- Wrap presents
- Open your book to study
- Shut it
- Laugh at your life
- Text your mom
- Take a shower
- Shave your legs
- Try a new face mask
- Blast some tunes
- Dance around the living room
- Watch an episode on Netflix
- Watch another one
- Finish the entire season
- Stare out the window
- Question your sanity
- Question why you’re even in college
- Strippers make bank, right?
- Research unemployment rate for college dropouts
- Plan your imaginary wedding
- Eat a pizza
- Finish the entire thing
- Cry, again
- Highlight one page in your textbook, call it good, shut the book (again)
- Stalk everyone you know, their cousins, and their cousin’s girlfriends on social media
- Write an Odyssey article (wink wink)
- Calculate the lowest possible grade you can get on your final, and still pass
- Take a new selfie
- Take 58 photos until its just right
- Delete them all and cry
- Take a shot of Jack
- Then more, until you pass out.
- Wake up, start this list over again
Happy Studying, Mavs
Love,
-A