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50 Things Girls Think In The Shower

“Did I feed my fish yesterday?”

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50 Things Girls Think In The Shower
Beauty Heaven

For years, boys everywhere have wondered what actually goes on during the hours girls spend in the shower. Now the secret is out, and I'm shedding some light on the mystery everyone has been dying to know. I can't speak for every girl, but I can speak for myself. And if I had to guess, at least half of the girl population has a wandering mind during shower time, just like me.

Here are some thoughts that roll through my head while rinsing in the shower:

1. OK, I have to make this one quick.

2. Maybe just 5 more minutes.

3. Wait, what time is it?

4. Am I forgetting something?

5. This razor sucks.

6. Am I seriously already almost out of shampoo?

7. How long have I been in here?

8. OK it's 7:30, I'll get out at 7:45.

9. I don't think I turned my car lights off last night.

10. Crap, did I get a towel?

11. Let's play some music!

12. Rap, country or sad music that makes my parents think I'm depressed?

13. Oh this one!

14. "BA-BY YOU'RE LIKE LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE!"

15. Nah, maybe this one.

16. "I GOT TWO PHONES!"

17. Was that a knock?

18. No mom, I will not hurry up.

19. No I will not turn my music down either.

20. I wonder what I'm going to wear out 3 days from now.

21. Maybe if I keep my phone behind the curtain, it won't get wet.

22. That didn't work.

23. Why does my hair keep falling out?

24. OMG, did I pause "Grey's Anatomy" last night?

25. Oh, it's 8 o'clock.

26. Oh well, I've already been in here this long.

27. What if I was a bug?

28. I'd be a cute bug, like a lady bug.

29. OK, I'll get out at 8:10.

30. I should probably wash my hair at some point.

31. I need to paint my nails.

32. I wonder how much I'm going to get paid this week.

33. What all am I going to buy?

34. My online cart at Forever 21 has like $500 worth of stuff in it.

35. I don't think I'm going to get paid that much.

36. Did I feed my fish yesterday?

37. Ow, seriously I need a new razor.

38. Why is the water filling the tub?

39. See, this is why I hate girl hair.

40. I have successfully taken an hour long shower.

41. My dad's going to kill me.

42. Oh no, the water is getting cold.

43. Ugh, but I haven't washed my hair yet.

44. OK, I have to do this quick.

45. Maybe if I just bend a little, the water won't hit my back.

46. Yeah, can't do that.

47. I really need to start taking shorter showers.

48. Was I suppose to be anywhere?

49. Dang it, I'm late.

50. "Mom, will you bring me a towel?"

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